Therapatizer of squirrels, lover of pizza, destroyer of normality. She/Her
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Somebody: So what do you do for a living?
Iceman: *having just joined the x men*

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"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen
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at the club and i have two cobs of corn in my bag. not joking
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very very evil to be a child in 2008 and an adult in 2025
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my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts
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love how Sims players call themselves simmers. you mean like a stew
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Thanks to the new president Pomni, the world will be safe
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