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Kamome Monster Nursery Season 2

October 27th, 2023 -> October 31st, 2023

Translations and images from the Jibaku-Shounen Hanako-Kun Wiki page and AidaIro's Twitter

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October 27th

Narrator

🎃Announcement🎃 "To all our neighbors: We'd like to thank you for always watching over our monsters and researchers with love and care. Tonight, we want to review a concern we have received from time to time: that our facility looks dangerous and gives people the creeps."

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Narrator

"In light of this, we've decided to set up a social media account to give you all a glimpse of some of our monsters and researchers. By viewing the feats and day-to-day lives of our nursery, we hope it may help you to better understand our noble mission."

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MonsterGram Viewer

"The large-scale social networking service, "Monstagram"... Apparently there is an account there that posts not only the day-to-day lives of humans, but monsters as well..."

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MonsterGram Viewer

"What spine-chilling lives could these monsters possibly be living? Hand shaking, I decided to take a peek at this "Kamome Monster Nursery" account on "Monstagram"..."

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MonsterGram Viewer

"There are already a few posts there. Now, which one should I view first...?" "I'm gonna bite'cha!" — 21.5% The Monster Prodigy — 20% "Hit it like you're gouging it out" — 10.6% >>>Whooo's the sleepless baby? ~Whispering Sweet Nothings・For Eternity...~ — 48% 8,703 votes

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October 28th

MonsterGram Viewer

"Alright, let's see if we can access Monstagram..."

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[English version translated by ROF]

[Whooo's the sleepless baby? ~Whispering Sweet Nothings・For Eternity...~]

MonsterGram Viewer

"Oops! A weird video started playing! I was treated like a kitten by a man with a needlessly handsome voice. I think I'll go to sleep early today..."

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[English version translated by ROF]

["I'm gonna bite'cha!"]

MonsterGram Viewer

"It's a video of three monsters practicing their dance moves. Their footwork's a mess, but you can tell they're giving it their all. I wonder if they're going to put on a show...?"

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MonsterGram Viewer

"Setting aside that researcher's cryptic video, it seems to me that the monsters are planning something. What could it be...? Now which one should I look at tomorrow?" The Monster Prodigy — 27.5% "Punch so as to hollow it out" — 22.9% >>>Hanging with the Onii-sans — 49.5% 7,413 votes

October 29th

MonsterGram Viewer

"Alright, let's open up Monstagram again..."

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[English version translated by ROF]

[Hanging with the Oniisans]

MonsterGram Viewer

"Three monsters are being lead through a city by an adult monster and an adult human male. The monster in front is leading them with a flag. He's so cool and collected... wow... I've decided: in my next life, I want to be reborn as a flag!"

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[English version translated by ROF]

[Target Spotted!]

MonsterGram Viewer

"I found the continuation to the last photo. It seems they went to the city to go shopping. The monster is pointing at a hat shop. I guess she found what she was looking for. That's nice."

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[English version translated by ROF]

[The Monster Prodigy]

MonsterGram Viewer

"The three monsters are practicing their writing. There's some paper & envelopes at the side, are they writing a letter for someone...? Looks like the fastest among them is the one with a lot of feathers. ...So fast that it's illegible."

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MonsterGram Viewer

"I feel like I'm beginning to get an idea of what the monsters are planning... I'll take a look at the rest of the posts tomorrow."

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October 30th

MonsterGram Viewer

"Time to access 「Monstagram」again!"

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[English version translated by ROF]

[Secret Nightly Routine]

MonsterGram Viewer

"I-I didn't know they made monsters this adorable...!! The secret behind how she keeps her tail so fluffy is by brushing it daily and bribing it with cookies, it seems."

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[English version translated by ROF]

[Aim to hollow out your opponent, and... Punch!]

MonsterGram Viewer

"The Three Monsters are training. No way - are they preparing for battle...!? Maybe they're planning on beating someone up. Monsters are awesome......"

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MonsterGram Viewer

"Tomorrow it will finally be Halloween. I wonder how they're all going to spend it......"

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October 31st

MonsterGram Viewer

"Seems they didn't post any updates on Monstagram today. The monsters and researchers must be too busy to update."

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[English version translated by ROF]

MonsterGram Viewer

"Judging by the posts I saw, those monsters were probably doing all that work in preparation for today. I wonder if the three of them are enjoying Halloween with the researchers right now...? If they come to town, I'll give them some treats. ..."

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Narrator

"Happy Halloween!"

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Bakeneko Ryokan Hanakotei Pt. 1

April 4th, 2023 -> September 13th, 2023

Translations and images from the Jibaku-Shounen Hanako-Kun Wiki page and AidaIro's Twitter

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

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April 4th

📺⚡

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Cat Spirit On TV

"BZzT zzzZzZT......"

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🐈

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Cat Boy Caretaker Hanako

"Human society is endless suffering ♪"

Cat Girl Caretaker Nene

"Nothing but frustration for the youth of today who don't belong ♪"

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Cat Boy Caretaker Hanako

"Let the hot spring's waters wash your troubles away ♪"

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Cat Girl Caretaker Nene

"Satisfy your bellies with our tasty food ♪"

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Cat Boy Caretaker Hanako And Cat Girl Caretaker Nene

"So come on down— To the Bakeneko Ryokan Hanako-tei!"

🐈 The End 🐈

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February 16th [Announcement]

Mokke

🐰We made a hot spring hotel. Use it.♨️

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April 23rd

The Hanako-kun Café finally opens! Both the delicious food and drinks, as well as the cute shop decor are amazing 🐈🐈‍⬛ There's also a mystery to be solved, so be sure to try it 🔎

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June 8th

🧼♨️

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June 10th

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June 17th

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June 11th

Starting tomorrow the Bakeneko Inn Hanako-tei will be opening its doors in Osaka 🐾 There's plenty of cute and delicious food so please do drop by 🐈‍⬛✨

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September 9th

🐈🐈‍⬛🐾

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September 11th

🍮🍮🥄

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September 13th

🥱

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September 18th

All days of the Hanako-kun cafe have now ended! Thank you to everyone who stopped by, and all of the staff and others involved in management! Please feel free to come by the Bakeneko Inn whenever you feel tired from everyday life 🐆🐈‍⬛🐾

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TO PART 2

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Bakeneko Ryokan Hanakotei Pt. 2

April 4th, 2023 -> September 13th, 2023

Translations and images from the Jibaku-Shounen Hanako-Kun Wiki page and AidaIro's Twitter

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Character Roles

[All images sourced from this website and the wiki]

[Not sure who translated the profiles in this section. Likely DBS or ROF]

[Summary translated by DBS]

TO PART 3

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Bakeneko Ryokan Hanakotei Pt. 3

April 4th, 2023 -> September 13th, 2023

Translations and images from the Jibaku-Shounen Hanako-Kun Wiki page and AidaIro's Twitter

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Transparent Profiles

Story Cards

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Minamoto Supernatural Detective Agency Pt. 1

April 1st, 2023 -> April 4th, 2023

Translations and images from the Jibaku-Shounen Hanako-Kun Wiki page and AidaIro's Twitter

Part 1 | Part 2

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April 1st

Investigator

"Hello, you’ve reached the Minamoto Supernatural Detective Agency-- Oh, it's just you, Kou. Yes, of course. All right, I'll see you at 8 PM."

Telephone

Click! Booop, booop....

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Narrator

"Somewhere in the city lies an ultra-famous detective agency that boasts a terrifying case-solving rate...."

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Investigator

"Welcome, I've been waiting for you. You say I look tired? Haha, I've been working on a big case that came in yesterday. But we have plans to go on break tomorrow, and I'm used to pulling all-nighters, so don't worry about me. You reporters are just as busy, right?"

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Investigator

"I've collected the info pertaining to the Ryokan Case over there. Huh? You don't know where I mean? Sorry, I've been so busy I haven't had a chance to organize everything. All my other case files are scattered around... but I won't mind if you search through them for it."

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Narrator

"Various items have been scattered throughout the detective agency. What interests you is..." The old flier — 11.6% The strange magazine — 18.3% >>>The dirtied diary — 55.1% The used TV — 15% 2,784 votes

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Narrator

"It's a diary with a cute design. It's terribly dirty, as if someone had dropped it somewhere. You can see a footprint left behind where somebody stepped on it."

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Narrator

"Everyday events have been written inside with neat handwriting. 'The potted flowers we planted bloomed today.' 'Went out with a friend.' 'I spotted a cute cat.'"

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Narrator

"...Yet the diary abruptly cuts off, and a message written in another person's hand-writing has been left behind. 'Go Away.'"

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Investigator

"Ahh, that's unrelated to the Ryokan. A client asked me to find the diary of someone precious to them. We did find it, but as you can see... their work environment was rather poor. They figured out a new career path, and went to do field research, but I'm not sure where..."

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Investigator

"――Knock Knock! Hm? Looks like somebody's here. Is it another job request...?"

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Investigator

"Oh, there's a customer. Hello."

Staff Member

"I came to pick up something I left behind before I leave! I'm going on a trip with my childhood friend! A trip to the hot springs, all by ourselves... I can't squander this. I've finally made it! Enjoy working on your day off, Chief! See ya!"

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Investigator

"A hot springs vacation with his childhood friend, huh... Oh, that was one of our staff members. It seems he's going to be taking some time off, as well."

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Investigator

"Now then, what should we check out next?" The faded leaflet — 24.3% >>>The suspicious magazine — 38.5% The TV that's been left on — 37.2% 2,619 votes

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Narrator

"A mysterious magazine titled Monthly Mo has been left here. There's a bookmark that's been left inside. A feature on Unidentified Mysterious Animals...?"

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Investigator

"Reports of cryptids at the Ryokan are almost never-ending. If you go there, maybe try seeing if you can catch one? You might earn some extra pocket money... Haha, I'm just kidding, of course."

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Investigator

"Now, what should we look at next?"

🐈The investigation continues tomorrow at 8PM🐈

The faded leaflet — 20.2% The TV that's been left on — 34.7% >>>Cassette Tape — 45.1% 9,704 votes

[Has been edited slightly to match previous poll]

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April 2nd

Investigator

"It's an old cassette tape. I'll try playing it. ...It's a man recounting how he was spirited away as a child, and wandered into a mysterious ryokan in the mountains. He sounds oddly happy about the experience."

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Man's Voice On Cassette Tape

"...and that was how I returned to human civilization. I'll never forget the girl who helped me to escape from there. Never ever~!"

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Man's Voice On Cassette Tape

"She told me 'you must never come back here again,' but it's my dream to go back there and be reunited with her. I wouldn't mind being a cat, if it means I can be with a beauty like her...!!!"

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Investigator

"To be attracted to someone that isn't even human? What a freak. I can't relate at all."

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Investigator

"Now, what should we check next?" The faded leaflet — 41.2% >>>The TV that's been left on — 58.8% 2,212 votes

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Narrator

"It's a daytime news broadcast. It appears that the children of the leaders of the East and West yakuza organizations have gone to dinner together. Rumor has it that they're considering an arranged marriage to unite the criminal underworld."

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Yakuza Groom

"Now this is just plain dumb. A political marriage, in this day 'n age?"

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Yakuza Bride

"Wait, you don't want to get married?"

Yakuza Groom

"Huh?"

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Investigator

"Wow, they'll make a news report on just about anything. I'll change the channel~"

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Investigator

"Now, what should we check next?"

🐈The investigation continues tomorrow at 8pm 🐈

The faded leaflet — 41.2% >>>Old newspaper articles — 58.8% 9,724 votes

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TO PART 2

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Minamoto Supernatural Detective Agency Pt. 2

April 1st, 2023 -> April 4th, 2023

Translations and images from the Jibaku-Shounen Hanako-Kun Wiki page and AidaIro's Twitter

Part 1 | Part 2

April 3rd

Narrator

"It's a newspaper clipping from 50 years ago. During a national tour, a popular circus troupe had their tent burst into flames in the middle of the night, leaving nothing behind."

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Narrator

"Officially, the cause of the fire is unknown, but on that night, two small figures were spotted fleeing from the scene of the crime. However, there was only one child registered with the circus troupe at the time--a single animal handler, who went missing after the incident. The child was known for doting on his pet black cat."

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Investigator

"Rumor has it that there's someone at the ryokan who looks exactly like the child who went missing, completely unchanged over the years. I wonder what that means...?"

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Narrator

"Now all that's left is the old flier."

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Narrator

"There's a tattered, yellowed flier lying around--a notice for a lost cat. It appears the cat went missing over ten years ago..."

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Investigator

"What a big cat. Cute, isn't she? They said she was a strange cat who would dance on nights of the full moon. Apparently they never found her... but lately, I've heard reports that a cat with similar characteristics was spotted near the ryokan."

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Investigator

"I've finished surveying the results of the agency's investigation. Now, for the final step, I'll ask for information concerning the person I'm looking for."

🐈The final investigation begins tomorrow at 8 PM🐈

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April 4th

Reporter

"This is what the person I'm looking for left behind. I've brought it here with me."

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Investigator

"About that coworker of yours who disappeared, the photographer... So far we haven't gotten any concrete proof that kid is staying at the ryokan. I wonder if it's possible that he disappeared of his own free will..."

[Cut out the labels the JSHK wiki added to attribute some lines to the reporter. Seemed inaccurate.]

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Reporter

"That's what the guys at work all said. That he ran out on us 'cause the job is hard. But..."

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Reporter

"He'd never go off and leave his camera behind. Something must have happened to him out there..."

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Investigator

"I see. Then you should trust your intuition. Even if there's no evidence to support it, there's still a chance he might be there."

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Investigator

"...And that's all my investigation has turned up. So what's next? There's not much left except to actually go to the ryokan. If you'll hire me, I'll go with you..."

[Cut out the labels the JSHK wiki added to attribute some lines to the reporter. Seemed inaccurate.]

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Investigator

"Oh, you're going alone? Since you don't want to bother me when I'm on vacation? But you know, they'll probably be less suspicious if we go together... Have you already got a ticket? Oh... You're so responsible, Kou, I'm proud of you. Okay then, see you. Be careful."

[Cut out the labels the JSHK wiki added to attribute some lines to the reporter. Seemed inaccurate.]

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Investigator

"... A trip to the hot springs, huh? Not like I've got anything better to do. Guess I might as well go, too?"

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Cat Spirit On TV

"BZzT zzzZzZT......"

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TO THE BAKENEKO RYOKAN HANAKOTEI

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Kamome Valentine Company

February 11th, 2023 -> February 14th, 2023

Translations and images from the Jibaku-Shounen Hanako-Kun Wiki page and AidaIro's Twitter

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February 11th

Narrator

"Here is the Kamome Valentine Company. This sparkling shop collects love from humans and processes those feelings into precious stones to sell."

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Narrator

"Many different customers visit this shop. There are ones who come looking to buy special accessories, of course, and ones who come to manufacture their or another's love into gems. There are also those who come wanting to sell off love itself..."

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Narrator

"But, for whatever reason, it seems like business is slow at the shop. And that is because......"

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Company Manager Tsukasa

"Welcome, young lady. Are you here to sell some love? I'll take anything, no matter how damaged it may be～"

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Company Manager Hanako

"If you're here to sell, then sell to me. I'll manufacture you a sparkly one that'll fetch for a high price."

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Narrator

"This shop has two managers. The store's management policies are kind of up in the air, so they are once again bickering over who gets to handle the love without any regard for their client."

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Narrator

"But Valentine's is drawing near! As it's almost the most lucrative day of the year, the managers have decided that whoever collects the most love―"❤️" before Valentine's'll do whatever the other asks of them. The battle over who will control the future of this store begins now!"

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Narrator

"The contest to see who can collect the most ❤️s!"

Company Manager Hanako

"You want your love to be handled with care, don't you? If I win, I'll make your love really shine. It'll be a one-of-a-kind gem, one that'll sparkle forever; you'll never be able to forget it."

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Narrator

"The contest to see who can collect the most ❤️s!"

Company Manager Tsukasa

"You have some love you're ready to just throw away, right? If you pick me, I'll take that heart you don't need, your unrequited love, crush and mix it ALL up and turn it into an accessory for you. I'll let you forget all about it."

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Narrator

"The jewel-making staff have joined the battle!? They're aiming to collect the most ❤️ and steal the manager's positions!"

Mokke Craftsman 1

"We will become the CEO, and shape your love into a mokke."

Mokke Craftsman 2

"We'll become millionaires."

Mokke Craftsman 3

"The managers will become our slaves."

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Narrator

"The contest will be held until the day before Valentine's, February 13th. Who will the victory go to――!?"

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February 13th

Company Manager Hanako

"Looks like I win. Well then, I'll be taking your feelings of love. ...Don't worry, after I refine it, it'll be so pretty you won't be able to tell the original color."

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Company Manager Hanako

"Alright, let's see the details of this love... Ah, it says that the senpai you admired at work already had 5 girlfriends. I see, well then, why don't we get right to the jewelry processing!"

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Heart-Broken Woman

"Ah, I feel so refreshed! It's amazing that a broken heart can be turned into such a pretty gemstone like that! From now on whenever I look at that shiny jewel, I'll remember that love, huh..."

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Heart-Broken Woman

"The Coelacanth Prince and I's two-year sweet love ❤️ Those easy-going days we spent swimming along the coral reefs where the sashimi danced……❤️ …………Huh? I had that kind of love???"

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Company Manager Hanako

"Come again any time~"

Company Manager Tsukasa

"I lost. What do you want me to do?"

Company Manager Hanako

"Hm? Oh, that's right, well..."

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Company Manager Hanako

"To start with, gimme some chocolate."

Company Manager Tsukasa

"Here you go."

Narrator

"The End. 💘"

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February 14th

[English version translated by ROF]

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Hanako-Kun Christmas S2

December 24th, 2022

Translations and images from the Jibaku-Shounen Hanako-Kun Wiki page and AidaIro's Twitter

[Quick note: DBS scans, the people who translated this, have been suspended from twitter. RIP o7]

December 24th

Narrator

"Mokke Santa has come to town. To deliver Presents once more."

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[English version translated by ROF]

Mokke Santa

"First Person."

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Mokke Santa

"Become delicious."

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Mokke Santa

"Second Person."

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Mokke Santa

"Don't bite us again."

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Mokke Santa

"Third Person."

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Mokke Santa

"We'll give you many rocks from there."

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[English version translated by DBS]

Mokke Santa

"Fourth Person."

[I can't find the original tweet :(]

Mokke Santa

"We made it with grass juice. Drink up."

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Mokke Santa

"Fifth Person."

[I can't find the original tweet :(]

[English version translated by ROF]

Mokke Santa

"With this, starting tomorrow, you will be more straightforward."

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Mokke Santa

"Sixth Person."

[I can't find the original tweet :(]

Mokke Santa

"It's that girl's eraser dust."

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[English version translated by DBS]

Mokke Santa

"Seventh Person."

[I can't find the original tweet :(]

[English version translated by ROF]

Mokke Santa

"Trendy Game."

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[English version translated by ROF]

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Yokoo And Satou's Halloween

October 25th, 2022 -> October 31st, 2022

Translations and images from the Jibaku-Shounen Hanako-Kun Wiki page and AidaIro's Twitter

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October 25th

[English version translated by ROF]

Narrator

"Halloween is almost here! You're allowed to wear a costume to Kamome Academy on Halloween this year! I wonder what's gonna happen...? Yokoo: Brown-haired kid on the left. Likes attention. Kou's friend. Satou: Black-haired kid on the right. Likes sweets. Kou's friend."

October 27th

Yokoo

"It's after-school on 10/31, Satou!"

Satou

"For some reason, it feels a little early for that, don't you think?"

Yokoo

"Come on! Let's go trick-or-treat around the school～!"

Satou

"Sure."

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Yokoo

"I kinda got lost! Now where will I go this time...?" >>>Old School Building — 80.5% New School Building — 19.5% 2,708 votes

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Satou

"There are a lot of people in the old school building. Where should we go?" >>>Old School Building Hallway — 76% Courtyard — 24% 2,036 votes

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Yokoo

"The old school building hallway! So many cute costumes! Where to first...?"

Satou

"!!!"

Yokoo

"Owch! Owowowow, Satou, be gentleeee~! ... What~?"

Satou

"Kou's in the springtime of his youth..."

Yokoo

"Owch! What!? Where!?"

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Kou

"Hey! It's Yokoo and Satou!"

Nene

"They're your friends, right? Happy Halloween! ♪!"

Yokoo

"Happy Halloween!"

Satou

"What are you dressed up as?"

Nene

"Kou-kun's a vampire, and I'm a Necromancer! I'm matching with Aoi!"

▼We got ghost cookies from Yashiro-senpai and pumpkin muffins from Kou!

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Yokoo

"...so, what do you think?"

Satou

"They're definitely not dating."

Yokoo

"Oh, really~~ Well, they say that's always the funnest time in a relationship..."

Satou

"Your peak will be getting a girl to go out with you. Everything's downhill after that."

Yokoo

"Rude!"

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Yokoo

"Let's not talk about my ex-girlfriend! Come on, let's get moving~" >>>Old School Building — 55.6% New School Building — 44.4% 1,872 votes

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Satou

"It's the old school building's side of the courtyard. It gets busy here around noon."

Yokoo

"Yeah, I thought there'd be people here~ but there's no one here~"

Satou

"...hey, do you hear that? It's like a clanging sound..."

Yokoo

"Huh? Stop being creepy~ Let's go!"

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Nene

"Haaanako-kun! Happy Halloween! ♪"

Kou

"Oi, Hanako. What are you supposed to be?"

Hanako

"Don't you know? It's a cursing ritual! I'll put locks of hair into this doll, pound a nail in it, and curse somebody!"

Nene

"Whose hair is it?"

Hanako

"Who knows? I just grabbed some lying around the schoolhouse..."

Kou

"Cut that out right now."

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October 29th

Yokoo

"Kou's Muffin is so good~! Alright, we walked around the old school building, so let's go to the new school building next!" >>>Science Prep Room — 45.8% High School Division Classrooms — 38.8% New School Building Hallway — 15.4% 2,113 votes

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Satou

"I know a good place around here... wanna go?"

Yokoo

"You mean the Science Prep Room? Ohh~ Sensei's there!"

Satou

"I wonder what candy he brought. The pockets of grown-ups are vast..."

Yokoo

"I wonder what his costume is~"

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Yokoo

"Woah! Is that a crab costume, sensei?"

Satou

"No, Yokoo. He's a tick."

Tsuchigomori

"I'm a spider."

▼We receive a strip of dried squid (with a bite taken out of it) from Tsuchigomori-sensei...

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Yokoo

"Dried squid..."

Satou

"Urk...!"

Yokoo

"Aww, sensei made Satou cry~"

Tsuchigomori

"Please hurry up and get out."

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Satou

"Hng... nghh..."

Yokoo

"Hey, come on~ Cheer up~"

High School Division Classrooms — 72.4% New School Building Hallway — 27.6% 1,463 votes

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Yokoo

"Ta-daaah! Here we are, a high school division classroom!"

Satou

"Ah, this is where that cute senpai is."

Yokoo

"Very sharp, Satou... I want to get candy from the prettiest girl in the whole school. Her sweet candy..."

Satou

"I wouldn't mind a trick from her, either."

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Akane

"Hey there, delinquent underclassmen... don't think I'd die so easily."

Satou

"Waaah!"

Yokoo

"Waaah!"

Aoi

"Hey guys! Happy Halloween. ♡"

▼We got family-sized chocolate from Aoi-senpai and some black cat cookies from Akane-senpai!

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Yokoo

"That was scary..."

Satou

"Definitely scary."

Yokoo

"Looks like they were together as a necromancer and a zombie. Akane-senpai's costume... looks like he put it together at the last second."

Satou

"Scary."

Yokoo

"Did he tear his own... school uniform..."

Satou

"Scary."

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October 31st

Yokoo

"Let's stroll around the new school building~ I wonder if anyone's in the hallway?"

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Yokoo

"Woah!!"

Satou

"Woah..."

Yokoo

"Did you feel that? I felt something fluffy running past us..."

Satou

"I thought I heard some terrifying scream..."

Yokoo

"I don't fully understand it, but I feel like they're really giving it their all~"

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Mitsuba

"WAAAH!! Some natto carrying nails is chasing after meeee!!!"

Tsukasa

"I'm not natto, I'm a doll!"

Mitsuba

"There's no doll in the world that looks like that!! Anyways, what are you even chasing me for!? SOMEBODY, HELP ME!!!"

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Yokoo

"Somehow, we managed to get a lot of treats, eh? Let's get some drinks, take a break, and enjoy these!"

Satou

"Uhh... what's that sound...?"

Yokoo

"Satou?"

Satou

"I hear the sound... of a nail being hit in my head..."

Yokoo

"Satou!? HANG IN THERE, SATOU~!!"

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Satou

"…… ...you look delicious."

Yokoo

"Huh?"

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Yokoo

"AHHHHH!?!"

Satou

"GRRRRRRR"

Yokoo

"He's gone crazy! What brought this on!? Somebody, save me~!!!!!"

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???

"Hello there, you two. Happy Halloween!"

Yokoo

"You! You're Kou's older brother, the most popular person in school! Minamoto Teru, the student council president!"

Teru

"Having some trouble?"

Satou

"Tch... meat..."

Yokoo

"Ow! Um, my best friend is kind of trying to eat me right no- ow, ow, ow!"

Teru

"Oh my."

[Half of this translation is from these posts 1 2]

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Teru

"Alright, you might feel a sudden chill~"

Yokoo

"Waitwaitwait, why are you pointing that water gun over here-- GAAH! IT'S SALTY!!!"

Satou

"Bleh!!"

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Satou

"Huhh?! What was I..."

Yokoo

"Satou! Oh, thank goodness~ I don't know what happened, but it looks like you're back to your senses!"

Teru

"Yes yes, Congratulations~ Don't worry, I'm going to discipline the one who caused this later."

Yokoo

"The one who... huh?"

▼ We received yokan from Kou's brother!

Teru

"It's almost expired, so make sure you eat it today."

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Yokoo

"That guy was super cool~"

Satou

"I thought I might fall in love."

Yokoo

"I was worried about what would happen for a sec, but we got so many sweets... let's pull ourselves together and party till the sun goes down~!"

Satou

"Sure."

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Hanako

"I am a pure Hanako-san... I love helping people... My favorite words are 'reporting,' 'informing,' and 'consultation'..."

Kou

"HANAKOOO!! Don't go into the light!!"

Nene

"You had this coming when you started being naughty, Hanako-kun..."

🎃The end 🎃

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Tiara's April Fools

March 25th, 2022 -> April 1st, 2022

Translations and images from the Jibaku-Shounen Hanako-Kun Wiki page and AidaIro's Twitter

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March 25th

Tiara

"Did you know? A supernatural called "April Fool" is going to appear soon! I have to hurry and think of a prank to do this year!"

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April 1st

Tiara

"First! Fairy's a teacher!!"

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Tiara

"Second! Aoi-kun is in kindergarten!"

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Tiara

"Third! Teru-oniichan is suddenly a princess!"

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Tiara

"And finally, Tiara's a demon... Fairy, look! It appeared!"

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Tiara

"So you finally show yourself, April Fool's supernatural! You're just a giant flying bug! Prepare yourself!"

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~Meanwhile~

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Mitsuba's Valentine's Day

February 14th, 2022 -> February 15th, 2022

Translations and images from HanakoHub's Twitter and AidaIro's Twitter

February 14th

Mitsuba

"Oh yeah~ It's still Valentine's, isn't it! Hmm... Well, I'll just make friend chocolates! But what goes in friend chocolate...?"

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[English version translated by HanakoHub]

Tsukasa

"It's a no brainer~!! Huge discount!!"

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Black Market Hanako

"Don't you want something like a secret ingredient?"

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Mitsuba

"Okay, the ingredient will be..." Cacao — 24.7% >>>Chocolate — 47.8% Pale Chub Fish — 14.6% Japanese Bantam Chicken — 12.9% 19,703 votes

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Mitsuba

"The secret ingredient will..." Make it taste delicious — 25.9% >>>Make it taste friendly — 50% Make it change colors — 16.3% Make it taste sad — 7.7% 19,343 votes

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Mitsuba

"And who should I even give it to?" Daikon-senpai — 15.2% >>>Minamoto-kun — 67.4% Tsukasa-kun — 12.1% Nanamine-senpai — 5.2% 24,413 votes

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February 15th

Kou

"Wow! You made this?"

Mitsuba

"Well, yeah. Just on a whim though......"

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Kou

"It's really chocolate, and it's delicious, thanks!"

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Mitsuba

"Hmm, that's good......" (Come to think of it, what was that secret ingredient all about......)

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Mitsuba and Kou

"!!???"

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Kou

"Wh-whoooaaa!! What is this?! My body feels like a magnet......!!"

Mitsuba

"G-get away from me, you perverted earring! ......Someone! Someone save me!!"

Kou

"It's not my fault...!! What the hell is going on—!??"

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[English version translated by HanakoHub]

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Hanako-kun Christmas S1

December 24th, 2021

Translations and images from the Jibaku-Shounen Hanako-Kun Wiki page and AidaIro's Twitter

[Quick note: DBS scans, the people who translated this, have been suspended from twitter. RIP o7]

December 24th

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"Mokke Santa has come to town. To deliver Presents."

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Mokke Santa

"First Person."

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Mokke Santa

"Become An excellent Fish."

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Mokke Santa

"Second Person."

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Mokke Santa

"We give him The candy wrappers. He picks up so much."

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Mokke Santa

"Third Person."

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Mokke Santa

"..."

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Mokke Santa

"Fourth Person."

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[English version translated by ROF]

Mokke Santa

"Become Moookke."

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Mokke Santa

"Fifth Person."

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[English version translated by ROF]

Mokke Santa

"There we go."

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[English version translated by ROF]

Mokke Santa

"Gasp!"

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Mokke Day

March 14th, 2020

Translations and images from Mokketastic's Twitter and AidaIro's Twitter

[Quick note, I cut out the promotional tweets from this one.]

March 14th

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Mokke

"One Mokke"

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Mokke

"Two Mokke"

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Mokke

"Soon You Too Can Become A Happy Mokke"

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Mokke

"Three Mokke"

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Mokke

"Formidable"

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Mokke

"Lucky Hit"

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Mokke

"Four Mokke"

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Mokke

"Five Mokke"

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Mokke

"Six Mokke Halfway"

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Mokke

"Seven Mokke Careless"

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Mokke

"Run Run"

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Mokke

"Over Here"

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Mokke

"Eight Mokke♪"

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Mokke

"Happy・Mokke・Ending It Has Been A Good Day"

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Hanako-kun of Magic Pt. 2

October 21st, 2021 -> October 31st, 2021

[After Halloween] November 1st, 2021 -> November 6th, 2021

Translations and images from the Jibaku-Shounen Hanako-Kun Wiki page and AidaIro's Twitter

Part 1 | Part 2

October 28th

Icon change back to Tsukasa

???

"～♪"

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???

"... Ah! It's a candy! There's still one left, huh. It looks so sad, all alone... ... But my stomach is full right now~ ... ... ... ..."

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???

"I got it! Heyyy, heyyy! Are you hungry right now? I'll give it to you!!!"

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Familiar/Natsuhiko

"*cough, cough*... Yo, shrimp... Don't shove jelly into other people's mouths!! It's sparky on the tongue, and refreshing~~ but delicious as well. I'm on a mission from my lady, you know. I'm in the middle of searching for the missing candy-person, so I don't have time to pay attention to you. ...... Huh? That Cocktail Jelly just now......"

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Familiar/Natsuhiko

"The last candy-person was the "Heart Cocktail Jelly", now... wasn't it... ... Shrimp... it couldn't be... that the thing you fed me just now was... ... ...... WAAAAAAHH!!! MY LAAAAADYYYY~~~!!!"

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???

"...... When a candy-person is eaten by an Apprentice Witch/Wizard, they fall in love for a limited period of time. When eaten by a fully fledged Witch/Wizard, then they become a familiar. ... Then I wonder what happens when they're eaten by a familiar that is neither a witch, nor a wizard?"

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???

"I don't know, either! Ahaha! If you're curious, then it'll be fun to see what happens, right? Bye-byeee!"

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~Meanwhile~ Witch Apprentice/Nene

"Ah, this tv show looks interesting! Let's watch."

[This is a chapter 25 ASHK promo, by the way]

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October 29th

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Head Witch/Sakura

"You came across a wizard that fed you the "Heart Cocktail Jelly"......? Ah... so that's what happened... ... That's quite unfortunate. For you, Natsuhiko; and that child, too."

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Head Witch/Sakura

"In the first place, It's rare for humans to turn into candy...... So I also don't know what will happen."

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Head Witch/Sakura

"For a thing like this to happen, after a familiar eats a candy-person, is... ..."

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Classmate/Kou

"Um! What... what exactly s'happened to me!? Am I... ... I- I- I'm not dead, am I!!!???"

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Head Witch/Sakura

"No, you're not. Don't fret. I can feel magic power coming from you. In other words, you―― you have become a wizard."

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Head Witch/Sakura

"From now on, you'll be our friend. You will live, whilst hiding your true identity. Don't worry. The two apprentice witches that caused this will teach you how to live as a wizard. That's alright with you two as well, yes?"

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Head Witch/Sakura

"The way to use magic, how to ride a broom, and the rules of this world...... there's a lot to learn, but being able to use magic is not a bad thing. It's very useful. It's unheard-of to create new allies in this way, but... I suppose things like this can happen."

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Head Witch/Sakura

"It's not long until Halloween. Please watch over the apprentice witches until then. Natsuhiko and I will continue our search for the missing "Ghostly Mochi Cake". Well, then... good work today."

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October 30th

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"...And so. There were some problems along the way, such as some sweets going missing and another junior joining the group... Now almost everyone who had turned into candy was able to return to their original form."

[Google translated as the translation tweet for this post was deleted and there was no translation on the wiki, may be inaccurate]

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"But I can't believe the magic we learned would blow up, leading to something like this... Aoi and I will both need to study our magic harder to prevent something like this from happening again."

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"So, will you teach us magic again?"

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Wizard/Tsukasa

"Sure thing. And your magic didn't really blow up in the first place. What I taught you was the "Turn People into Candy Spell", after all."

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"Huh!? I never heard of that before... You taught us that it was the "Candy Preparation Spell", so I used it... but you tricked us!? That's unforgivable!! I have no choice but to use my... SPECIAL ATTACK! MAGICAL IMPAC......"

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Wizard/Tsukasa

"Woah there. I didn't say anything because I wasn't asked. Sorry about that. But it's Halloween, so you'll forgive me, right?"

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"Ahhh, he ran away!!! He dodged my Magical Impact, as expected... But it can't end like this!! We have to chase after that kid! We'll capture and punish him, and have a peaceful Halloween Party tomorrow."

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"Okay! See you tomorrow, then, Familiar-san! Wish me luck!"

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October 31st

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"Good evening, Familiar-san. Just now, Nene-chan contacted me and said she had finally cornered the cause of this whole Candy-people Incident. I wonder if she's alright... let's go after her!"

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"Nene-chan should be around here... ... oh no! This is bad! Instead, it looks like Nene's been cornered! She's in trouble! I have to go to her... Familiar-san! Please send your Halloween Power to Nene and support her!"

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Narrator

"Send your Halloween Power to a Wizard/Witch!" >>>Support the Apprentice Witches (Nene・Aoi) — 70.1% Support the Wizard (Tsukasa) — 29.9% 3,218 votes

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"The Halloween Power from the Familiars is gathering to us....! With this, even as Apprentice Witches, we should be able to use powerful magics. Stand up, Nene-chan. Let's do this!"

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Apprentice Witches/Nene・Aoi

"MAGICAL☆PUMPKIN HEADSHOT・CINDERELLA!!!!"

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"*cough* *cough*... ... Oh, no... there was too much power, causing a great explosion... But with this, that kid should be...... ......!!!"

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Wizard/Tsukasa

"Heh... Heh heh heh, hahahahaha!!! I never thought Apprentice Witches could be this good... It's okay. Out of respect for your hard efforts, I'll dispose of the contract I made with the kid I turned into a familiar. But in exchange―― Maybe I'll take one of you two."

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"I-- I won't allow that to happen! I won't give you Nene-chan!!"

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Wizard/Tsukasa

"That's okay! Then I'll take you instea...... ...... Sorry. Amane's calling for me, so I gotta go. See ya!"

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"He went away...... What was that? A weird drone flew over here... Is that a boy's voice coming from over there? I guess he helped us out. And he said he would let the missing candy-person go...... I don't think he was lying."

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"Now we can safely join in on the Halloween Party tonight! What a relief! Let's hurry back and report about this to Senpai. ...... Hey, Nene-chan......"

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"During this, you and I made new friends, and a new kouhai... a lot has changed in such a short time. At this rate, by this time next year, even more will have changed... Even so... will you spend Halloween with me again next year?"

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[English version translated by DBS]

Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"… I see. Thank you, Nene-chan. I love you. ❤️"

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November 1st

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[English version translated by DBS]

Classmate/Nene

"Hmmm. It's almost the Radio Control Tourney. I'll go and cheer you on!"

Classmate/Yugi

"Oh, no, you don't really need to...... You really stand out, Yashiro-san..."

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November 2nd

Classmate/Aoi

"…………"

Classmate/Akane

"Ao-chan? Is something wrong?"

Classmate/Aoi

"No, it's nothing...... I'll hold some of your books, okay? ❤︎"

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November 3rd

Familiar/Natsuhiko

"My Lady! Trick or Treat~! Won't you please give me something good to eat? ♪"

Head Witch/Sakura

"I'm sorry, but there's none left."

Familiar/Natsuhiko

"Eh!? So you mean..." "I can... play a trick on you......!?"

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November 4th

Classmate/Shijima

"You're back late. Were you out with that girl again?"

Sister/Mei

"Waaaait.~ Are you..."

Classmate/Shijima

"I'm not."

Sister/Mei

"... Jealous?"

Classmate/Shijima

"I'm not."

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November 5th

Classmate/Mitsuba

"It's not a lie!! A horn's been growing out of me at night!!!"

Classmate/Kou

"What's up with that?"

Classmate/Tsukasa

"Ahaha!"

Classmate/Mitsuba

"I'm telling the truth! I don't remember Halloween at all, either!!"

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November 6th

Diner Employee/Teru

"Is it good? It's our newest creation, the Mega-Strike Grilled Meat Raspberry Burger!"

Classmate/Nene

"Wow! It's super yummy!"

Classmate/Aoi

"(It's really heavy...)"

Diner Employee/Teru

"I'll get you a second helping~"

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Hanako-kun of Magic Pt. 1

October 21st, 2021 -> October 31st, 2021

[After Halloween] November 1st, 2021 -> November 6th, 2021

Translations and images from the Jibaku-Shounen Hanako-Kun Wiki page and AidaIro's Twitter

Part 1 | Part 2

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[English version translated by DBS]

Link [Link because of image limit! Oops!]

October 21st

Narrator

"Ah. Ahhhh. Testing testing, 123. Staaarting… now."

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Narrator

"Once upon a time, in a certain Teen's School, there were two girls who were very close friends. No matter how you looked at it, they were normal girls... except they weren't."

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[English version translated by DBS]

Narrator

"Well what do you know! They were apprentice witches! This is a story about Halloween, sweet treats, and love, centered upon these two girls… Or maybe not!"

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Head Witch/Sakura

"...It looks like you were surprised by my sudden call. Well, it is only natural. You, my familiar, had already been told to do some other work. However, something a little troublesome has happened. It seems like your abilities will be necessary. Please, join me."

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Head Witch/Sakura

"It is almost Halloween. It’s a special night, where witches bring their familiars and have a party together. That’s why I asked the apprentice witches to prepare the sweets, but... ...Now, let us explain what this is all about."

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"So, uhm. I tried to prepare the sweets with magic, but I ended up turning some of the students into sweets…… Even if I try to turn them back, it doesn’t work at all."

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"What should we do!? Is it too late!? They’ll turn back, right? Riiiiight?? Senpai, please help us! Isn’t there some kind of magic that can turn back everyone who transformed into sweets?!"

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Head Witch/Sakura

"Please, calm down. The humans who turned into sweets… For short, the candy-people――a spell does exist that can bring them back. The process is very simple. You’ll just have to eat them."

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Head Witch/Sakura

"Why yes, I do mean what I say. Even though it's a traditional type of magic, it also has terrifying side effects. The candy-people who happen to be eaten by a witch…" >>>Fall in love with the witch who ate them — 53.1% Become the familiar of the witch who ate them — 30.2% Die — 16.7% 2,498 votes

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Head Witch/Sakura

"Indeed. There are some cases in which they become a familiar, but this time it’s different. They return to their normal form, but they get their heart stolen. In other words, they fall in love with the witch who eats them. However, you two are only inexperienced apprentices. The effect will disappear once Halloween is over."

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Head Witch/Sakura

"Now, it still isn't Halloween yet, so let's eat all of the candy-people, and return them back to their original forms. To choose which sweet you’ll eat, talk with my familiar over here. They're an expert on the subject. You’re okay with that too, right?" >>>Leave it to me! — 85.2% No way!!! — 14.8% 2,369 votes

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[English version translated by DBS]

Head Witch/Sakura

"That’s reassuring. Then, I’ll have Nene eat a candy-person tomorrow. For the following questions, please refer to this sweets catalog."

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Head Witch/Sakura

"The candy-person Nene will be eating tomorrow is that which is on…" >>>The upper row... — 62.7% The bottom row... — 37.3% 14,848 votes

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Head Witch/Sakura

"I wonder which is best…" ...to the left! — 36.8% ...in the middle. — 42.4% ...to the right... — 20.9% 16,051 votes

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October 22nd

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"Good evening, Mr. Familiar-senpai! Thanks for helping us out! Today's the day I'll eat a candy-person. The calories are suuuper high, so we can only eat them every few days...... Lets do our best together!"

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"...... By the way, do you think the stuff about the candy-people we eat falling in love with the witch that eats them is... t-true...? Could this be my Limited-time Popular Girl Debut!? Kyaaa!! Alright!! This must be fate!! Alright, so the first candy-person I eat will be......"

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"The "Crowned Galette Des Rois", huh... The cake has kind of a royal feel to it, doesn't it? Thanks for the food! The dough is crunchy, and the almond cream inside is so sweet and delicious!! Are those colorful bits dried fruit?"

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"Urgh ... !!?"

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"W-what is this... what an incredibly stimulating and unique flavor..... something that isn't supposed to be put in sweets... is in here.... Poison...? No, it's not... I ate it all, but my heart won't stop pounding... T-the true identity of this candy...! It can't be...!"

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Diner Employee/Teru

"Huh? You're... that girl that always comes to the shop. I think the way you looked eating food was really cute... I remember it fondly. By the way, do you prefer seats by the window, or at the counter? How about we go eat at the store? Don't worry about ordering; I'll take care of it."

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Th-th-th-th--th-this person is….! The diner's super hottest employee!! He's admired by the whole student body in our school!!! I'll absolutely… ❤️ W-wait! Are you ordering a super high calorie burger for me!? I… I'll just go home…"

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Diner Employee/Teru

"You're going home? Really...? But I wanted to see how you looked when eating... ... you won't let me?"

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"............ Thanks for the food!!!!!"

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"Then *munch munch* Familiar-san, since I'm *munch* currently eating this Special Halloween Extreme Mega-sized Cream Burger Meal, *munch munch* ... you should choose the candy-person that *munch* Aoi will be *munch* eating tomorrow... *munch munch munch*" >>>The upper row — 50.4% The bottom row — 49.6% 3,454 votes

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[English version translated by DBS]

Apprentice Witch/Nene

"Munch munch..." (Use this as a reference for the candy!)

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"Munch munch... munch... *gulp* ... munch munch..." >>>Jack-o-Lantern Tart — 50.4% Heart Cocktail Jelly — 49.6% 14,579 votes

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

(By the way, the results of the last poll were won by a slight margin! Tomorrow is Aoi's turn... good luck Aoi!!) "Huff, huff... munch... munch munch......"

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October 23rd

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"Good evening, senior Familiar-san. ❤️ Today, it's my turn to eat a candy-person. Oh, you're wondering about Nene-chan? She somehow has a terrible stomach ache, so she's been in bed... She took some medicine, but I wonder if she'll be okay. I'm a bit worried..."

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"I'll also work hard to not lose to the calories. The first candy-person I'm eating will be... the "Jack-o-Lantern Tart", right? It has a classic Halloween motif! I'm a bit worried about the calories, but it's a vegetable, so it should be good for my body... this sounds like an excuse, doesn't it..."

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"Alright, thanks for the food. ❤️ There's fluffy Pumpkin Mousse on top, and soft, pungent Pumpkin paste on the bottom... It's a two-layered cake. It's made from the same ingredients, but with a completely different flavor. It's delightful.❤️"

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"It has a not too-sweet, kind flavoring. The tart's dough is fragrant and totally delicious... And if you look closely, the shape has been constructed very carefully… it's visually impressive, too; it's incredible. ❤️ … Huh? Could it be…? The true identity of this candy is…"

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Classmate/Shijima

"Huuuuuhh~? Is that... my classmate, Akane-san~? Meeting here is destiny! Come and sit over here, look over this way and put your arms like this and your feet over here, and angle yourself like this... Aahhhh~!! ❤️❤️ It's perfectttt! Alright, now don't move anywhere for the next 60 minutes, please!"

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

(This is that girl from the Art Program...!) (We have different majors, so we've never talked... but I'm a big fan of her pictures...) "Eh. A pose...!?! U-um, you mean l-like this!? Or this way...... Kyaaaa!!!"

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Classmate/Shijima

"Hup~ Are you alright~? I'm sorry for pushing you too far. And this location is bad, too. OH! How about we go to my place? I want to get to know alllll about you..... And while we're at it, I could introduce you to my adorable little sister!!"

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"Oh no, I have plenty to apologize for myself... Wait, to your house? And staying the night...? ......" (I-is this alright...? She might just be joking... But...)

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"... Haah. *Ehem* Alright, Familiar-san, it seems I'm going to go look at a picture. Am I nervous? No, not exactly, but… Anyways, tomorrow Nene-chan and I are going to be resting our stomachs, so take it easy. ❤️ Thank you for your help today."

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"...... ......... Fwah~..."

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"Boy, I'm hungry... Oooh! Candy! Which~one~shall~I~choose...~?"

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"Hmm!" Heart Cocktail Jelly — 21.2% >>>Ghostly Mochi Cake — 35.2% Blue Candy Apple — 23.8% Sweet 'n Sour Devil Cake — 19.8% 16,850 votes

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"There's no time limit! Ahaha! But we'll cut it off at 3PM tomorrow, so have at it! Bye-byeeee~"

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October 24th

???

"Yoohooo~ Did you choose which one I'd eat yet?"

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The "Ghostly Mochi Cookie," huhhh... Can I really eat this? Okay!! Thanks for the food~ I wonder what the insides of a ghost look like...... ............ ............

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"………… ……、………… …! ……………… …… Hmm, I see. Ah, that was yummy! Lotsa stuff in there. Yep, their true identity was... ..."

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Classmate/Mitsuba

"WAHHHH!!! ...... Is this a dream? Huh? You... haven't I talked to you before? Well, I'm a cute popular person from the shadows, so I get why you'd want to talk to me. You're pretty friendl-... er, aren't you a bit close? Um, don't get so close, please..."

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???

"I thought your heart was delicious. Do you know what happens to those whose hearts are stolen by a fully fledged witch or wizard? Shall I teach you?"

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Classmate/Mitsuba

"WAH--- something's growing out of me!! And, and, my body is... on it's own...!? What is this!? This is humiliating, but I can't defy it... S-somebody help me!! I HATE THIS KIND OF HALLOWEEN!!!"

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"Thanks for the food. I'll leave the rest to you."

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???

"Keep up the good work again tomorrow. Next is that girl with the uneasy stomach."

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"Bye-byeeee!" Heart Cocktail Jelly — 26.7% Blue Candy Apple — 35.2% >>>Sweet n' Sour Devil Cake — 38% 13,731 votes

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October 25th

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"Good evening, Familiar-san!! Thanks for choosing that incredible cake the other day!! Thanks to you, I've been enjoying the dazzling school life of my dreams. ☆ ...... but I've been in a fight with that high-calorie burger, so I'm afraid of what comes next..."

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"Okay, today, more sweets... I'm getting two people to fall in love with me, so doesn't that make me kind of... wicked?! But there's no other option... it's like a fleeting dream that'll be over after Halloween... If it's all a dream, then I'm innocent!!"

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"By the way, I'll be eating the "Sweet 'n Sour Devil Cake" today... it's a very heavy chocolate cake. Okay, I'm not gonna think about the calories anymore!! Thanks for the fooood!"

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"The sponge cake is bitter, but the chocolate cream inside is so thick and sweet! Yes, this is certainly a sinful flavor... The raspberry sauce sandwiched inside is refreshing, and the cake's sweetness stands out... ... ... Raspberry...? ......"

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"Wait a second... this cake is super delicious, but what's this cold, unpleasant feeling I'm getting......? I feel like I'm doing something I can never mend... No way... this cake's true identity is........."

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Classmate/Akane

"...... nnn? Where am I--"

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"MAGICAL ATTAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"Huff... huff... huff...... That's right... raspberry is Aoi's favorite...... Forgive me, Akane-kun. This was... yes, this was also for your own good... Please stay like this until Halloween ends... and don't wake up......"

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"Ah, Familiar-saaan! This is reaaally bad! Looks like my magic accidentally went off, oopsy! Clumsy Nene! ☆ This is my classmate, Akane-kun. He's Aoi's childhood friend, and he's a class representative with her. So… We'll keep all of this a secret from Aoi. ❤️"

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Apprentice Witch/Nene

"Phew..... Alright, now let's choose Aoi's candy for her!" Heart Cocktail Jelly — 48.5% >>>Blue Candy Apple — 51.5% 15,489 votes

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October 26th

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"...... Ah, Familiar-san. Good evening. Haaah......"

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"Oh, no, it's nothing big. Just... the first candy-person I ate was luckily a girl, but I'm pretty sure the next one will be a boy, so I'm a bit nervous. But I thought of a secret scheme, so I'll be okay.❤️"

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"The candy I'll be eating is the "Blue Candy Apple", huh. I see. So it's a candy apple… The blue candy coating and star pattern are so cute. ❤️ I don't know where to start eating from, but I'll do my best."

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"This apple is so juicy and delicious. ❤️ It is a popular seasonal fruit, after all. And the candy apple is also a classic Halloween treat. They're cute visually, and they're exciting when lined up in stores. Now, before this candy-person turns back to normal......"

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"… It's time for an outfit change! MAGICAL MAKEUUUUUUP~!!!❤️❤️"

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Classmate/Yugi

"......? Ah, hello...... ............ Umm. Happy Halloween...... ?"

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

(※Magical Telepathy) (This person is... yes, it must be... my classmate, Yugi-kun.) (He doesn't talk much, he's a little shy.) (I don't really see him with other people... but he sometimes talks to Nene-chan, who sits in front of him in class.)

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Classmate/Yugi

(What the... is that a Halloween costume......?) (............) (Somehow, seeing this stuffed animal... has my heart racing..... When I go home, I'll have to look for where to buy one...) "Oh, since it's Halloween... I should give you some candy, right?"

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"...... He just gave me some candy, and then quickly went home. I... don't think he figured out it was me. Pretty sure. We don't know each other very well, so this was for both of our sakes."

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Apprentice Witch/Aoi

"There's only one candy left, so let's take a break tomorrow. Familiar-san, you've done a good job these past few days. ❤️ Okay, have a good night!!"

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TO PART 2

[tbhk-twt-events]

Kamome Monster Nursery's April Fools

April 1st, 2021

Translations and images from the Jibaku-Shounen Hanako-Kun Wiki page and AidaIro's Twitter

April 1st

Researcher S

"Good afternoon, manager. Thank you for coming to work earlier than usual today. Actually, today is the day for our regular MMT (Monster Mental Test) here at Kamome Monster Nursery."

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Researcher S

"Since it's the first time for you, manager, allow me to explain briefly. The MMT is a traditional event established to raise monsters with strong and chaotic spirits that will not be shaken regardless of the situation."

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Researcher S

"What kinds of things will we be doing, you ask? Well… for example…"

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Researcher S

"…and other such things. We will have the researchers tell lies to the monsters they are in charge of. To put it plainly, by saying they hate them. The aim is to train the monsters' emotional strength and ability to see through lies, you see."

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Researcher S

"Of course, we'll tell them it's a lie after observing their reactions. Let's hope that they'll come yet closer to growing up splendidly, after overcoming the MMT. Hopefully everyone is able to get through this day safely."

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Researcher S

"Well then, shall we go look in on each of the researchers later, after the sun sets? I'll be counting on you, manager."

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Researcher S

"Good evening, manager, it's become a night fitting for the MMT, hasn't it? Now, shall we head over to meet the researchers?"

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Researcher S

"Oh, that's Researcher K over there…"

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Researcher S

"They've defeated the will of the the researcher in charge of them, how wonderful. If I were to continue looking at those eyes, I don't believe I'd be able to hide anything either. A job well done."

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Researcher S

"It looks like Researcher A will be conducting the MMT after this as well. Let's look at how things go in secret."

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Researcher S

"Well... I was most worried about his mental fortitude, but he's grown up excellently... This is a pass. He's become a wonderful monster, hasn't he? It seems like he'll let researcher A out if he says 100 things he likes about him. Please do your best."

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Researcher S

"Now then, the last ones are the problem child duo of this nursery... Ah, here they are. It looks like they're doing it properly. I wonder if things will go smoothly..."

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Researcher S

"...Um, well then."

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Researcher S

"...Manager, shall we abolish the MMT from this year onwards?"

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Valentine's School

February 8th, 2021 -> February 13th, 2021

Translations and images from the Jibaku-Shounen Hanako-Kun Wiki page and AidaIro's Twitter

Icon [I think]

Header

February 8th

Narrator

"You can hear voices coming from inside of the school. The one you’re interested in is…" "There’s no sign of candy." — 14.7% >>>"I’ll be your chocolate!" — 30.1% "I wonder if he’ll eat it this time…" — 25.4% "I just want you to take it." — 29.8% 19,670 votes

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February 9th

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Admirer

"I will be Minamoto-kun's chocolate!"

Kou

"Oh! You wanted to give this to nii-chan, huh?"

Admirer

"That's not it..."

Kou

"Eh?"

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"You can hear voices coming from inside of the school. The one you’re interested in is…" "There’s no sign of candy." — 23.4% "I wonder if he’ll eat it this time…" — 35.2% >>>"I just want you to take it." — 41.4%

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February 10th

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Akane

"Ah. I'm sorry, I-"

Admirer

"I know, so it's good enough if you just accept it…"

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"You can hear voices coming from inside of the school. The one you’re interested in is…" "There’s no sign of candy." — 12.8% >>>"A confession!?" — 43.2% "I wonder if he’ll eat it this time…" — 20.9% "It’s life-sized love!" — 23.1%

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February 11th

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Mitsuba

"Could this be a confession?! You liked me?"

Sakura

"That's not the case, but..."

Mitsuba

"Do you hate me??!"

Sakura

"That's not the case either..."

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"You can hear voices coming from inside of the school. The one you’re interested in is…" "There’s no sign of candy." — 18.8% "I wonder if he’ll eat it this time…" — 35.9% >>>"It’s life-sized love!" — 45.3%

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February 12th

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Unknown

"A 1:1 scale specially-made Natsuhiko chocolate! Literally life-sized love!"

Natsuhiko

"Please wait, my lady~"

Mokke

"Give us chocolate." "Give us." "Hand it over."

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You can hear voices coming from inside of the school. The one you’re interested in is… "There’s no sign of candy." — 38.3% >>>"I wonder if he’ll eat it this time…" — 61.7%

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February 13th

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Stripes-kun

"Oh, it's Yashiro-san. I wonder if that thing's she's holding is chocolate for her real love."

Fuji

"I think she's finally found someone she actually likes."

Stripes-kun

"Are you gonna be lonely?"

Fuji

"No, not really..."

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