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me: i think i will go fishing in minecraft :)

the michael jones that has lived inside my brain since 2013: fæsh

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a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

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i love when pets huff or sigh dramatically. like i am sorry. you're so right. you live such a laborious life. it must be so difficult to take naps and get pet and fed treats and played with all day. really a packed schedule youve got there boss. how do you manage it all. well no matter i'd say it's time for your well earned 7th afternoon nap

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hey guys super broke and between jobs so i’m taking on any kind of digital commissions. check out my art tag tagged “art tag” for more of my work. i have paypal and venmo. reblogs are super appreciated

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I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

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hey gu🐇ys wait what was that.

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my pet dollar

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I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

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drinkw ater highly recomend

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people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence

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Whats a girl gotta do to be a boy around here

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he'd be on here with a lana del rey profile pic and if it didnt say like 48 in his bio he'd just be instinguishable from any other type of tumblr mutual and he'd come on here every day posting like "still havent fucked that old man" and we'd be like nooo 😭 dont give up king 🥺

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we changed your gate number because we hate you

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Goochy my love

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