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Star Wars: The Clone Wars Characters as Tumblr Text Posts

Obi-Wan Kenobi:

Anakin Skywalker:

Ahsoka Tano:

Padmé Amidala:

Cody | CC-2224:

Rex | CC-7567:

Fives | CC-5555:

Hondo Ohnaka:

Maul Opress:

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stuff they actually let happen on Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Godzilla tried to eat Chancellor Palpatine

Darth Maul came back from the dead as a crime boss with robot legs and had a giant angry brother named Savage

Jabba the Hutt’s uncle was an offensive gay stereotype

Palpatine had a gigantic forehead for literally no reason

Zombie episode

They named a Jedi “I’m Gonna Die” and then killed him

Some senator had a sex robot

All the Twi’leks had French accents

Ahsoka got hunted for sport

Anakin had to do elaborate BDSM roleplay with an evil cat lady

Dooku was almost murdered by the Macbeth witches

Hondo Ohnaka

Yoda made contact with Qui-Gon Jinn’s ghost but the other Jedi just thought he had dementia

0.07 seconds after leaving the Jedi Order, Ahsoka crashed her motorcycle, got a girlfriend, and ended up smuggling drugs for the mob

Anakin and Obi-Wan met the physical incarnations of the Dark and Light Sides of the Force and they looked like a goth drama queen and his cottagecore sister and both of them were furries

Ahsoka got bit by an evil rat which made her evil for awhile

Jar Jar killed a guy

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that is NOT the face of a straight man looking at his best friend I tell you

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General. Yes, Cody. You may join the fun as well.

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your ship is canon in the spanish dub. mine is canon in the lego version. we are not the same

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I made sw memes for me and my friend

Thank you and goodnight

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never forget when in “landing at point rain” obi-wan told cody what happened on geonosis, saying “i was tied to a pole.” and cody just stood there SPEECHLESS and the only thing that infatuated man could think of after several seconds was “that sounds… entertaining”. ISTG THESE TWO

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preparing everyone now and letting u know that if obi wan mentions ahsoka or cody / the 212th in the kenobi show i will become the most annoying person ever and i will never shut up about it

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When Obi-Wan tells Cody he was chained to a pole and Cody hesitates to say “entertaining”— that is definitely ‘I want to see you chained to a pole’ subtext.

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You cant look at Obi Wan and tell me he’s STRAIGHT LMFAOOO

first of all, have you seen the way he sits? Yeah no hetero man sits like that on purpose.. But when he’s not doing this gay little pose this mf is manspreading , Jesus Christ he’s bisexual he can’t keep his legs closed

Speaking of jt,

Injured? Keep legs open. That’s his number one rule LMFOAHAHAH

Obi Wan also has a problem with gay unrequited love with ANY m4m ship: CodyWan, QuinObi, ObiKin, BailObi….. AND MORE.. LIKE HELLO HE JUST HAS A “I can make a man my whore” vibe srry. He can talk to anyone for 5 seconds and people would ship him with them 💀 He also has a problem with eye fucking. Like I’m srs. This man was talking to Jango. Eye fucking.

AND HELLO????? HES JUST CASUALLY LEANING AGANST THE DOOR WHILE TELLING ANAKIN TO FUCKING BE A POSTERBOY??? The hand on his hip. Oh my god.

Obi Wan also can get all the ladies I’m fr. Satine, Padme, probably Breha.. If I was Padme and had to pick whiny mudering man or hot sexy dilf man I would pick the hot sexy dilf man (aka Obi Wan LOL)

Obi Wan is at least fruity and I’ll stand by that!!!!

Edit: glad to know that everyone agrees with me when I say that Obi Wan is a man whore

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the first time cody brings back obi wan’s saber

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"they just didnt show cody in the kenobi trailer but he's there and i cant wait to see my love again" vs "cody can't be there because if i have to watch obi-wan kill him i will become a shell of a man and haunt the halls of lucasfilms like its my job" vs "star wars is first and foremost a tragedy and i love that" vs "THE SPACE OPERA IS EVIL AND I HATE FEELING THINGS FOR THE SPACE WIZARDS AND THEIR FRIENDS THIS INTENSELY, THEY ARE TRAPPED IN THE NARRATIVE WITH THE ENDING FORETOLD AND SO AM I EVIDENTLY"

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Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, 進撃！巨人中学校 | Shingeki! Kyojin Chuugakkou | Attack on Titan: Junior High Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Mikasa Ackerman & Armin Arlert & Eren Yeager, Sasha Blouse & Jean Kirstein & Connie Springer, Mikasa Ackerman/Sasha Blouse, Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss/Ymir, Reiner Braun/Bertolt Hoover, Hitch Dreyse/Annie Leonhart, Sasha Blouse & Connie Springer, Marco Bott & Jean Kirstein, Armin Arlert & Sasha Blouse, Sasha Blouse & Bertolt Hoover, Sasha Blouse & Marco Bott, Sasha Blouse & Reiner Braun, Moblit Berner/Hange Zoë, Levi Ackerman & Mikasa Ackerman Characters: Mikasa Ackerman, Sasha Blouse, Connie Springer, Jean Kirstein, Annie Leonhart, Eren Yeager, Ymir (Shingeki no Kyojin), Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss, Hitch Dreyse, Marco Bott, Reiner Braun, Bertolt Hoover, Porco Galliard, Pieck Finger, Armin Arlert, Niccolo (Shingeki no Kyojin), Floch Forster, Levi Ackerman, Hange Zoë, Erwin Smith, Moblit Berner Additional Tags: Stoner Sasha Blouse, Goth Mikasa Ackerman, 104th Training Corps Arc (Shingeki no Kyojin), College AU, Lesbian Character, Bisexual Mikasa Ackerman, Lesbian Sasha, Friends to Lovers, kind of slow burn, Happy ending (?), Light Angst, Mikasasha - Freeform, Possible jearmin, Happy AU, No One Dies (Probably), hitchannie, YumiHisu, yumikuri, Reibert - Freeform, Armin is kind of a little shit, Mention of Niccolo, Past Mikasa Ackerman/Jean Kirstein, Smoking, Drinking, Bisexual Character, implied mikannie Summary:

Sasha finds herself in a sticky situation, or two, or three. Mikasa proves that time and time again, she'll be there to save her. Which one of them will confess first, and more importantly, will they be sober?

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