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&&. andromedaxblack

“Just because I’m in this … place … doesn’t mean I will not give you detention!! I’m still a prefect, PLEASE, no … skateboarding … in the hallways. Merlin.” Though Andromeda wasn’t even entirely sure what they were riding was a skateboard as it only had two wheels. “What … is that??”

              Chin ( ETERNALLY ) tipped upward and a single neatly plucked brow lifted, Narcissa joined her sister at the side. “ Well, ” floated from the blonde’s lips as she eyed the board with an air of  j u d g e m e n t,  voice flat and BITING. She pulled her gaze away, an unspoken dismissal. “ It’d appear a cure for dim-witted  i m m a t u r i t y  has yet to be conceived in the future. Breakfast, Andromeda?? ”

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[text] Be careful. / [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. / [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. / [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. ( Andromeda )

[ text ] Be careful.

[ text: ] you know[ text: ] i was just about to send you the exact same thing

[ text ] I’m only saying it because I love you.

[ text: ] i’m only allowing you to say it because you’re blood

[ text ] I’m only saying it because I care about you.

( post tedromeda :) ) 

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[ text ] Okay, I’m bringing coffee.

[ text: ] don’t bother[ text: ] i’ll have the house elf make it[ text: ] you know i can’t stand those tacky takeaway cups

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             ❝ i am  a c c u s e d.  i dream of massacres. i am a garden of black and red AGONIES. i drink them, hating myself, hating and fearing. ❞

               narcissa black, personality.

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[text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. ( fr: Scorpius )

[text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me.

[ text: ] family is perhaps the one thing that has ever been able to make me remotely really, truly happy, scorpius

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[text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? (xoxo James)

[ text ] How the hell did you get my number, stalker?

[ text: ] literally, with the smallest amount of effort acquiring a number could entail [ text: ] i’m sorry to inform but you’re not exactly the fucking loch ness monster of elusiveness, james

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[text] You’re so selfish.

[text] You’re so selfish.

[ text: ] and… you’re not??[ text: ] but that’s none of my business[ text: ] mind yours

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[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah.[text] Be careful.[text] I’m only saying it because I love you.[text] I’m only saying it because I care about you.[text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee.[text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week?[text] Let me take you out, please?

[ text ] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah.

[ text: ] no, and don’t[ text: ] i mean really, don’t

[ text ] Be careful.

[ text: ] obviously,[ text: ] this text was meant for someone else [ text: ] who’s apparently incompetent in the realms of taking care of themselves

[ text ] I’m only saying it because I love you.

[ text: ] sorry[ text: ] i’m struggling to appreciate the sentiment, eryx[ text: ] i’m only saying it because i’m honest

[ text ] Okay, I’m bringing coffee.

[ text: ] remember, black[ text: ] ..... ha ha

[ text ] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week?

[ text: ] i don’t watch movies[ text: ] or eat dinner

[ text ] Let me take you out, please?

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more texts for you bitches

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE