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topher turn on your tv. they just hit the second tower

What are you talking abouHey did you see that

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is don your dad

He's told me I can't confirm that to the public because we're both under an NDA.

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When will FreshTV contact me? I tried calling, texting, emailing... I saw grey hairs on Chris. It's getting dire. We need to make The Topher Show a thing. Also we never got our belongings back and I NEED my hair gel! Also those pills in the little orange bottle my dad makes me take every morning or whatever, but mostly my gel!

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What are your thoughts on the Pahkitew girls?

Hi! I don't think about girls.

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I should've taken Chris' phone charger too.

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I know that whoever asked this is DYING to know my opinions on previous Total Drama hot guys (which would be a killer name for a season, just saying).

The guys that were part of the main couples of the seasons (Trent, Duncan, ...who else? Tyler??) were alright. Maybe some of the most generic choices for love interests one could have. Like, a guitar player, a bad boy, and a jock? Come on! Though, right now they feel like 10/10s compared to any Pahkitew guys, excluding yours truly of course.

More blatant show-offs like Justin and Alejandro? One is clearly running circles around the other, but I won't say who. I don't think their charm would've worked on me, though. I'm stronger than that. I think.

Hey now that I think about it, there were no hot guys in Revenge of the Island?! I mean, if I squint, I could maybe see something in some of them more than anyone in Pahkitew, but still. Why wasn't I invited to be on that season instead?!

Hmm. You know, I wouldn't exactly say I would've been into him, but I've always wondered what Brick likes about fashion. Maybe we'd have a few things in common. I wouldn't mind running into him sometime!

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any hot guys on the island? (you dont count)

Tragically, no </3

Not that I was hoping to get with one on here anyway. If I'm already struggling to put in the time in a busy schedule to talk to my ever-growing fanbase, balancing a boyfriend on top of that would be EXTRA work. And this pretty little head is already doing enough work. That's not even getting into how starting a romance while on this show is like setting yourself up for nuclear disaster. Just don't do it.

...That being said, the LEAST these guys could do is to give me something to look at. You know, not make me gag at the sight of them. I'm not asking for much. And yet. Oof!

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(PREVIOUS ASK WAS SENT BEFORE I FINISHED TYPING IT. FEEL FREE TO IGNORE IT)

wait you have Chris Mclean's phone??? What's his phone background. what apps has he downloaded. is he on snapchat. What's in his emails 👀

Sure do! He just so happened to drop it and I just so happened to be walking by and picked it up. This is the best situation for it to be in. Who knows what would've happened if it landed in the wrong hands. He totally let me have it for the rest of the competition! Yeah.

His phone background is... well I can't show that! I try to not even look at it. Honestly, I should change it. I should do that right now.

I don't see snapchat but I do see a ton of games that are taking up a lot of his space, lots of online shopping apps, and I also see grindr. Which makes me wonder what's been going on between him and Chef right now. Probably another rough patch.

Chris has hundreds of unopened messages and it drives me crazy! I always check mine as soon as possible! The man really needs someone with that exact frame of mind to take care of things like that. Including all those emails he doesn't read. "Hair growth options" this, "cryogenic sleep chamber" that. He should really look into those.

I've been using his emails to contact others, but I haven't gotten anything back. Well, anything back from any of those people. Someone I DO constantly hear back from is his mom, who sends him cute kitty photos on a near hourly basis. Whenever I think I got a text or notif from an executive, it's just Mama McLean and those cats!!! I don't even answer her and she just keeps going!!!

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Chris' camera roll is...

Hm.

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@freshtv Is this the Total Drama producers? Are you aware of how old the host (Chris McLean) of your show (Total Drama) is? The camera only further highlights his wrinkles and greying hair. And we both know the man can't do anything about those at this point.

I'm not saying to get rid of him entirely. Fans would flip out! I'm just suggesting adding someone new to keep it fresh! Balance it out, if you will. I might know someone for the job.

Call me back.

@freshtv

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any hot guys on the island? (you dont count)

Tragically, no </3

Not that I was hoping to get with one on here anyway. If I'm already struggling to put in the time in a busy schedule to talk to my ever-growing fanbase, balancing a boyfriend on top of that would be EXTRA work. And this pretty little head is already doing enough work. That's not even getting into how starting a romance while on this show is like setting yourself up for nuclear disaster. Just don't do it.

...That being said, the LEAST these guys could do is to give me something to look at. You know, not make me gag at the sight of them. I'm not asking for much. And yet. Oof!

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Do any of the Total Drama producers or network executives have accounts on here? You'd think they would, in this year of 2010-2011. 2012?

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How's the competition going? Is your team doing well in challenges?

I'm not sure, but it's only been a few days and it feels like we're missing half of my team so we're... not doing great? Probably? I'm still here, so at least the more relevant people are still around, unlike... whoever left. I don't know.

The last challenge had something to do with water and thankfully I didn't get hit or fall into it, but I did have to swim a little before even starting. Kinda unfair! To make it so that I have to be soaking wet no matter what on international television like that. I'm sure I still looked good, in like a "sad prettyboy out in the rain" type of way, but still.

OH ALSO Chris' face?? He got slotox! It looked like he ironed out those wrinkles. I guess what I said really got to him, but I didn't think it'd go this way. It stresses me out, not gonna lie, but I know how this stuff works. The older you are, the less it lasts. And in his advanced age, he'll go back to his usual crusty self by tomorrow. I hope.

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i saw one of your posts reblogged without a timestamp and briefly thought this blog was from 2014

What are you saying? The current year is between 2010-2011 or possibly early 2012 given when TDI started airing.

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i propose the Tophernators for the fanbase name ^^

Hmm... I can take that into consideration if nothing else pops up. Being born with such a perfect name is both a blessing and a curse. Other Christophers who shorten it to "Chris" instead are cowards and all they did was make way for me to stand out, as a Topher in a sea of Chris'.

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can we be called the topheads. or the tophans

"Topheads"- Don't like that in a way I don't even know how to describe. 1/5 stars

"Tophans"- Sounds less like "Topher fans" and more like "Topher orphans" and I have at least one parent I think! 2/5 stars.

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Are you gay?

I'm Topher!

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Topher here!

As you all know, I'm a contestant on the current season of Total Drama-- Pahkitew Island.

That means I'm pretty busy carrying my team AND soon enough getting a ton of other opportunities. I'm talking hosting, acting, singing, modeling, magazine covers. Maybe you'll see me on the big screen someday, who knows! (Me. I know.)

So taking the time to sit and chat with fans while I still can is important to establish a loyal fanbase. You can brag to others that you knew and even spoke to THE Topher before he became a household name!

In the meantime, what should my fanbase be called? Tophernation? I'll work on it.

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