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Tried masahiro ito's fuck toast and man's right. This is fuck! ( ´•ᴗ•)ก

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New fridge! I'm gonna get ice cream!

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I see your 24 hr lofi hip-hop stream and raise you a 24 hr DJ Pikachu stream

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The highlight of all of that was DJ Pikachu

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i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

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irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*

me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!

irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!

welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!

ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*

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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

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having a cyclical mental illness really does feel like being the world's most dogshit necromancer reanimating the same corpse every few months

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Finally bought standing thermometers for the fridge and freezer and I feel so validated. It's a miracle I haven't Oregon trail died of dysentery

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Aquarium

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in a fandom called my unnamed oc world

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Posting this here since Chikorita was voted favorite #PokemonLegendsza starter Pokémon on Tumblr.

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the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

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ppl tag me a lot in posts about cracker barrel and ppl ask me a lot about the time i lived in norway but i think ppl aren't connecting the two and that's essential. i worked at cracker barrel and it was so bad that one night i was having a complete meltdown after a shift so bad that i finally decided to quit and i was crying in the group chat, i said, "but what will i do?" because working at cracker barrel and my manager Dave messed me up so bad that quitting wasn't enough. and my friend said "idk i have a friend who moved to the other side of the state to volunteer on a farm one time" and i said "oh that's an idea. but where would i go?" and my friend said, "you like the cold?" and i said, "that's true." so i looked up "farming in cold climates" and something came up about a specific variety of potato from Arctic Norway (Gulløye) and I said "sure" and I moved to Tromsø 2 weeks later. to get away from Dave.

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dragons enslaving humans