lexi | 29 | back on my bullshit ✌🏽
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Hey uh, can orochi and kagero get a paired ending? Asking for a friend
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If I had a nickel for every time I've accidentally spat on my own face while 75% asleep because I dreamt that I was brushing my teeth I'd have a shocking number of nickels
#this webbed site is anonymous so yeah imma say it#another living alone w#don't think I'd survive if there were witnesses#my post
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Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.
Me: *instantly ragdolls*
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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her
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i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results
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THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭
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in my sophomore year of college this guy made these items which quickly became a craze across campus. i myself bought one of his sweaters, which says “GOOD AND DEAD” across the chest and “ARM PAIN” along the sleeves. he showed up at 11 pm on a bicycle to deliver the goods in the dead of winter, wearing a metal t-shirt tucked into khakis. his facebook screen name is an indecipherable series of symbols. i have no authentic way to credit him but i want to share his art with you.
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i very much enjoy the dagger † mark. its like if the asterisk had its own shadow the hedgehog
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No fucking way anyone figured out the artifact of elder on their own. That's some classic fucking Nintendo shit
#I'm not even mad im surprised they pulled this in the 21st century#same vibe as just. obviously this is a false wall in super metroid. just walk through the solid surface idiot#whyyyyy would i have ever thought to do that#my post#playing Metroid prime
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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro
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*clang* *CLANGG* *clang clang KLINK* *CLANNNNNNNNG* oh sorry i didn't see you there i was just hitting my sword against things
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he did stay in the bed after i put it back down ;w;
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