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Beloved mutual can I have context?

I keep confusing myself while trying to learn goddammit I knew I should've taken that left at Albuquerque

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Santa Claus is going to town on my ass, please help.

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN? DO NOT COME TO MY TOWN.

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I FUCKING HATE GUITARRRR OH YM GOD WHY ARE THE FRETS SO SMALL AND THE STRINGS SO CLOSE TOGETHER. WHY ARE THERE AN EXTRA TWO. YOU USELESS LITTLE INVENTION

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Otacon from mgs2 specifically that’s not THAT bad

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Boooooo have healthy kinks elsewhere

What’s your kink?

Goo and setting boundaries

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Apparently boomer Democrats are having meltdowns over a gen-z progressive who is primarying an 80 year old Democrat because she "went on trans podcasts" and wore a Charizard kigurumi

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Girl. (Seductively)

STOP SLUT SHAMING ME IN MY OWN HOUSE (BLOG)

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STOP SLUT SHAMING ME IN MY OWN HOUSE (BLOG)

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Maybe re-arrange it by sitting on it idk

STOP SLUT SHAMING ME IN MY OWN HOUSE (BLOG)

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I refuse.

STOP SLUT SHAMING ME IN MY OWN HOUSE (BLOG)

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i LOVE the idea of civilized vampires that aren’t allowed to kill humans so they find an alternative that turns out to just be ethical human blood

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So both the white girls and necrophiles have someone to goon to.

Why does the hot man always die in horror movies Im sick of you bitches

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Hey guys I’m finally bac- what the fuck

AND NOW I WANNNAAAA BEEE YOUR DOOGGGGGGG

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is caviar the only fish egg rich people like? can we psyop them into eating tuna eggs?

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I wonder how my favorite mutual batterTV is doing

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No, no it can’t be.

It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳