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i understand why some people hate them but i do love video game achievements because im a sick bastard who likes it when the developers call me a good boy

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One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

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Most of those iPad babies you're seeing are probably sick of that fucking tablet too.

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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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I'm often really dedicated to the visual quality and authenticity of the memes I make, but like idk if I could ever make another human being care about that. I used the proper font and color picked the correct color and sized everything correctly and used the alignment tool to get the spacing right and redrew the nebula background and spent way too long messing with the drop shadow settings to mimic the original text. Skyrim media literacy 0 skill meme. If you care.

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first post on my Reddit feed as soon as I open the app 😭

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truly from the bottom of my heart i hate the level of enshittification etsy has reached because it's still the best place to buy patterns for my hobby and every time i go scrolling through endless ai-generated bullshit to finally dig up a human-designed pattern i like, i'm hit with a deluge of 'popular!! 563 people are looking at this right now!! it's in 134632 baskets!! you must buy immediately!!!' it's a pdf file. it's a fucking pdf file. do you get off on trying to give people fomo over a fucking pdf file. fuck off. get diarrhea forever.

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All my homies hate PETA.

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Next week people are going to start angrily asking me "Are you a squeedus or a colmfnart" and I'm gonna ask "What the fuck does that mean" and they're gonna say "Oh, one means AFAB and one means AMAB but we wanted to say it with different words" and I'll say "That does not seem like a nice question to ask strangers" and then they'll get very mad and say something about how of course a fucking squeedus would say that

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Give it up for the people just realizing they're queer right now, actually. This is a really scary time to be queer, i imagine even scarier to be coming to terms with your identity and/or trying to figure yourself out. You're doing amazing and i think you're super super brave.

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morning and night kitty

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I'm so sick of defending shit I don't even like. I hate porn. I think gender and sexuality are boring. I've never taken an illegal drug and have no interest in doing so. But people won't back the fuck off and let people live their lives so here we still are, still on the front lines with this shit. "You guys make everything about" I'D REALLY LOVE NOT TO, MATE, BUT WE'RE NOT THE ONES CREATING PROBLEMS HERE. Stop trying to control people's lives and we'll all get a chance to shut up about it, but unfortunately the Moral Police are out here endangering lives and livelihoods so here we still are. Forever.

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looking at your bank account is so scary...like when I spend money it goes away

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One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer