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Teacher: do you have that homework assignment done?

Me: 

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Haley Joel Osmand grew up to be a Family Guy character

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This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.

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Real men make your panties wet, not your eyes

(via sexysundaytime)

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I'm a registered Titty monster & I hate wearing bras. If I don't have to, I won't. Even in public. Luckily, mine are still perky & a tight tee shirt always helps. ;)

some gorl with perky B-cup titties: i love not wearing a bra! i think everyone would be better off without them #freethenipple

me, a literal Titty Monster™ with a bigass chest: right…..ok…..

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send me “if i were dating you” anons

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Why are they mad?? Obviously the pasty they ordered wasn't any good...

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What??? My nails grow so fast, like if I left the polish on & just clipped my nails like normal, 3 weeks & it would be entirely new nail.

I got a pedicure in January and the nail polish is still on my toes I feel ur pain

I’m SCREAMING 😂😂😂

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It's so beautiful

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& i never want to have to beg for anyone’s time again in my life.

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WTF is this shit Snapchat?!

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Mcds just gave me 3 whole sauces for my 10 piece nug & I didn't even have to ask for more.

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