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I Like Yellow Now
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teaboot · 3 hours ago
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it’s like there’s a reason rules exist around food being clean and acceptable for consumption
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Oooo that's a good idea
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teaboot · 14 hours ago
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teaboot · 22 hours ago
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Daddy’s inelegant bastard
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teaboot · 2 days ago
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I need to introduce them
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teaboot · 2 days ago
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teaboot · 2 days ago
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My old landlord sent me a check for money they owed me a mere ten years after I moved out! Dreams really do come true. I'd like to thank whatever other tenant sued them & made this possible
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teaboot · 2 days ago
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teaboot · 2 days ago
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okay that’s cute and all but how do you cinch it? Look how loose it is. what am I gonna do when I’m waddling from the function with my pre ripped black denim jeans fallen about my upper thighs, slowing me down as easy prey for the pack of ravenous emos who pursue me? What then
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Handcuff Belt
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teaboot · 2 days ago
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I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance
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teaboot · 2 days ago
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DEI does not mean lower standards.
You are thinking of white privilege.
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teaboot · 2 days ago
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gf and i call that sensation where something just feels Wrong "petting my brain backwards like a cat"
THAT IS THE CORRECT DESCRIPTOR FOR THIS SENSATION
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teaboot · 2 days ago
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What he fuck is a soyjack. When I was a kid we had trollfaces
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teaboot · 2 days ago
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Hey. Autism to autism: Moon and June. They are said the same (moon and joon) where I am from (southern USA). I suspect this is not the case for you (Canada). Elaborate. Please.
It’s a stupid thing that just bothers me even though it’s fine. Like hanging two identical Christmas ornaments too close to each other on a tree, or putting pink things next to red things, or reaching out to someone on a day where you’ve already said goodnight to them. Moon and June DO rhyme, I just hate hearing them rhymed with each other in music or poetry. I cannot explain. It’s like rubbing velvet backwards or putting on one clean sock and one from yesterday, it’s objectively fine and okay but breaks the rules in my brain
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teaboot · 2 days ago
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Interesting how even if the wifi connection is shit the ads always seem to load just fine
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teaboot · 2 days ago
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mr boot sir what do I do when my -history- teachers in college give me ai generated "essays" to "improve"
Report them to head office. I’m not kidding. You are paying thousands of dollars hand over fist to receive an education for a trained and experienced professional, not an experimental generative algorithm. Write a detailed email with copies of what you have received and how you know it is AI and file a complaint. They are not your boss, you are their customer. This is a big deal.
EDIT: I may have misunderstood your question. If the professor is having you read AI essays and study them at face value, I stand by the above.
HOWEVER, if they are giving you AI essays, TELLING YOU they are AI, and asking you to critique and edit them, correcting false statements and errors, that is GOOD. They’re teaching you how to spot misinformation and how to verify suspicious claims. THAT is absolutely fine and a very very important assignment to learn from.
My apologies for the confusion.
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teaboot · 3 days ago
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This may be an autism symptom but I hate that bugs bunny “no” reaction image so so much and it’s because his tongue is positioned upwards behind his top teeth and YOU DON’T DO THAT WHEN YOU SAY “NO”. NEITHER OF THOSE LETTERS MAKE THAT SHAPE
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MKTHERFUCKER SAYING “LO”
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teaboot · 3 days ago
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generative AI literally makes me feel like a boomer. people start talking about how it can be good to help you brainstorm ideas and i’m like oh you’re letting a computer do the hard work and thinking for you???
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