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getting a fat girl comfortable enough to ride your face is how you get into heaven

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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

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She's a 10, but it's in feet 💅

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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

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got ink?

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Prim doesn’t get the vision

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DS9 | 4.01

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can i experience the piss and slime stained goop chocolate. so i might indulge in luxury

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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1. The Stick

2. A Buddha who's seen some shit

3. PAIGE NO

Newington, CT Savers

patents granted and pending, The Stick™

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I’m just going to leave this here

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As [Mikoyan] declared in a January 1936 speech: “I am a great supporter of the production of ice cream. Certain comrades believe to this day that ice cream is merely a children’s treat, and is of no use to grown-ups.” At this point Mikhail Kalinin, who was in attendance, exclaimed, “But everyone loves ice cream!” Mikoyan replied, “They love it, but some shun it out of hypocrisy, because they believe it’s just for kids. The production of ice cream needs to be expanded as much as possible. I am lobbying for ice cream, because it is a very delicious and nourishing food.”

important soviet discourse

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a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.