teachmevalerie

[teachmevalerie]

no homo but that moment u step into a patch of sunlight and ur body had forgotten what it was like to feel warm.. im in love

[teachmevalerie]

BILL NYE can’t stress the importance of Climate Change enough

[teachmevalerie]

the president of nigeria is about to fuck boko haram up and cut his own salary in half and criminalized female genital mutilation

the president of guinea built/is building infrastructure and school and wells all over the country and is decreasing youth unemployment exponentially

the president of cote d’ivoire made school mandatory of children ages 6-16 and banned plastic bags while also building ultra modern trasportation infrastructure

the future is for real in africa 

[teachmevalerie]

[teachmevalerie]

order of adjectives

[teachmevalerie]

[teachmevalerie]

[teachmevalerie]

[teachmevalerie]

.

[teachmevalerie]

1. Trump threatened his high school so his SAT scores wouldn’t be released.

“When I say ‘con man,’ I’m talking about a man who declares himself brilliant but directed me to threaten his high school, his colleges, and the College Board to never release his grades or SAT scores.”

“The irony wasn’t lost on me at the time that Mr. Trump in 2011 had strongly criticized President Obama for not releasing his grades…”

3. Apparently Trump didn’t think he’d win the primary *or* the presidential election.

“He never expected to win the primary. He never expected to win the general election. The campaign—for him—was always a marketing opportunity.”

4. He ran to build his brand, not to run the country.

“Donald Trump is a man who ran for office to make his brand great, not to make our country great. He had no desire or intention to lead this nation—only to market himself and to build his wealth and power. Mr. Trump would often say this campaign was going to be the ‘greatest infomercial in political history…’”

14. Trump pressured Cohen into lying to Congress about ongoing business negotiations in Russia during the presidential campaign, and Trump lied to the American people about it.

“Mr. Trump did not directly tell me to lie to Congress. That’s not how he operates. In conversations we had during the campaign, at the same time I was actively negotiating in Russia for him, he would look me in the eye and tell me there’s no business in Russia and then go out and lie to the American people by saying the same thing. In his way, he was telling me to lie.”

15. Trump was actively involved in the Trump Tower Moscow negotiations.

“To be clear: Mr. Trump knew of and directed the Trump Moscow negotiations throughout the campaign and lied about it. He lied about it because he never expected to win the election. He also lied about it because he stood to make hundreds of millions of dollars on the Moscow real estate project.”

16. Trump used a fake bidder during a charity auction so he could obtain a portrait of himself and use it for financial gain.

“Mr. Trump directed me to find a straw bidder to purchase a portrait of him that was being auctioned at an Art Hamptons Event. The objective was to ensure that his portrait, which was going to be auctioned last, would go for the highest price of any portrait that afternoon. The portrait was purchased by the fake bidder for $60,000. Mr. Trump directed the Trump Foundation, which is supposed to be a charitable organization, to repay the fake bidder, despite keeping the art for himself.”

[teachmevalerie]

Sometimes your song can’t start until you go some place to reflect.

[teachmevalerie]

the phantom: sing for me my angel of music!!!

9 year old me honestly believing i had both the vocal range and operatic stylings of miss christine daaé:

[teachmevalerie]

[teachmevalerie]

[teachmevalerie]

[teachmevalerie]

Since I hit my latest goal on patreon, I can now post longer comics on Saturdays. When I reach my next goal, I can add even more things to the project. If you want to help, you can pledge for just 1$ here, and in exchange, you’ll get access to a completely different project where I attempt to create the coziest/warmest art collection on the internet.

[teachmevalerie]

Let’s get down to business.