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skill issue tbfh sure theirs nuance blah blah but its kinda on u if ur own kids dont want to be around u for long periods of time that kind of relationship doesnt just randomly pop up esp when the average dad cant even name what their kids r allergic to or when they have their next back to school night like ive seen about ten post like this and i can feel the aura of “dad whose just kinda There” pulsing from the screen
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I'm going to start stealing all of my moots' phones and talk their followers into following me so I can have the most followers of all. Clearly it's a strategy that works
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Since i haven't seen any related posts today...
HAPPY FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TRAIN FRIDAY TO YOU ALL!
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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.
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And now they are talking about big scary sad topics
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GOD. HE'S SO WEIRD
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cosmo.. wanda.. i wish ticks were two feet tall and ran fast as fuck 🙌
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every person ive ever suggested to that going through your partners phone not only invades their privacy but also the privacy of all the people who have possibly texted very personal things to them have acted like they genuinely never thought of that before
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Oh yeah I can tell. Sorry I didn't say that my social battery is drained. What I meant is do you want chocolate sprinkles?
Why not??? It's not like yelling at Sam more is going to get your plants back.
But if you, oh I don't know, talk to your friend who DOES have the capability to return your plants, you might get them back.
Oh, it doesn’t matter. They don’t want to come back anyway.
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