team-a-b

[team-a-b]

"I've finally got my account fixed" - O

"oh sick" - T

"Got an anti-virus for my computer too, just in case" - O

"Any word from Atlas?" - O

"yeah hes been grinding in one of the badlands dungeons" - T

"Of course" - O

"I'll probably be on soon to check something out" - O

"what is it" - T

"Just something small that's been bothering me for months. It's probably nothing, but I wanna check it out anyways" - O

"want me to come with" - T

"Not particularly, but I won't stop you if you want to tag along" - O

"aight" - T

"expect me" - T

"Lol, alright" - O

[team-a-b]

It's been awhile.

Lets see what loose threads we've got

Olive's connection to the janitor

Atlas' "chronic lag" (which is now affecting Olive's pc, so she wont be as open for exclamania interactions) (asks are still open if you desire.)

And Tim. He's been grinding the game non-stop with Yuro, from @team-o-s.

(speaking of, Yuro's format should probably he changed, since yellow no longer fucking exists for me)

[team-a-b]

It's been awhile.

Lets see what loose threads we've got

Olive's connection to the janitor

Atlas' "chronic lag" (which is now affecting Olive's pc, so she wont be as open for exclamania interactions) (asks are still open if you desire.)

And Tim. He's been grinding the game non-stop with Yuro, from @team-o-s.

(speaking of, Yuro's format should probably he changed, since yellow no longer fucking exists for me)

[team-a-b]

relatable.

mod: i forgot about this blog again

[team-a-b]

Hey Tim?

yea

You didn't happen to get an in-game message from Atlas, did you?

no

Okay good, whatever virus that started lagging Atlas got a few months back got spread to me after I opened his message.

oh shit. your computer good?

Yeah, it only affects my Exclamania account for some reason, I'll see what I can do.

good fuckin luck man

Thanks. I think I'll need it.

[team-a-b]

Ra ngo

Mango

Bal

Ls

Mm.. I could use a mango right about now.

[team-a-b]

Calling All Players

@morningcorp is now hiring part-time workers! If you ever feel like you need some extra Gold, head over to the MorningCorp office located not far from the volcano for an interview!

MorningCorp? Never heard of them before.

maybe its a new questline

Maybe.

Let's check it out then!

[team-a-b]

Jessie. Jessie we need to cook.

(I LOVE MEEEEETT-)

[team-a-b]

Pr

B

Skinner

This is incomprehensible to me rn.

[team-a-b]

Correction, it was unskilled who revealed it to hash.

I'm chalking that up to some sort of anomalous aura, because having what is basically the world's easiest way to become omniscient is really problematic, and incredibly fucking stupid.

{That's how Hash found out tho}

+1 Computer with access to real-world Tumblr

Yeah. because shady had kschwal. the narrator/mod

And as cool as it would be, I'm not giving Olive a literal plot device.

[team-a-b]

{That's how Hash found out tho}

+1 Computer with access to real-world Tumblr

Yeah. because shady had kschwal. the narrator/mod

And as cool as it would be, I'm not giving Olive a literal plot device.

[team-a-b]

Ok, nuclear option, go on Tumblr.com and search "ken-primordial-janitor" and click the blog.

The only reason that worked for someone like kschwal, is because they're using the real world tumblr. Telling a fictional character to use the tumblr in-world won't yield any results.

[team-a-b]

Not an arg, you can literally find proof. Sel could convince you, John can prove it I bet.

alright, sure. whatever.

Oh, we're actually giving it a shot?

were doing whatever gets these fuckers to stop spamming our inboxes

Oh. Alright. Olive, you comi-

[Olive has disconnected]

Oh.

bruh

[team-a-b]

It's the least insane answer! You are most likely related to a god of cleaning. There. I said it.

I know he's good at his job but that doesn't- Alright. No. I'm either talking to psychotic ghosts, or have gone insane myself.

[team-a-b]

Find Sel then, preferably before he gets possibly killed by an evil angel

bruh.

Ok, is it an ARG, or are you actually fucking with us?

Hey, when did Olive go AFK?

idk

[team-a-b]

You wouldn't believe me if I told you. You'd think I was part of a cult, actually.

And you think that answer helps your case??

[team-a-b]

oh i wish it was an arg how i wish

What?

ok. theyre fucking with us.