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My daughter left for DC an 8th grader and returns looking like a hipster college student. 😳🤦‍♂️😎✌🏽 And YES!! My “welcome sign” and I will be at the airport to greet her, every time, no matter how old she gets!! 👍🏾❤️😂 #welcomehome #mydaughter #backfromdc #imissedher #allgrownup #myheart #myworld #mylife (at Welcome to Las Vegas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx1etGCAAps/?igshid=kdia09met2xa

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When my wife told me that she was starting up a side business she failed to inform me that I would become her test subject!! 😳 Umm.. I guess my skin does feel and look younger!! 😂👍🏾❤️👏🏽 #ilovemywife #rodanandfields #mask #feelsgood #facemodel #lol #smh #mylife #vegaslife (at Henderson, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxz5CnggPza/?igshid=v754hvcr2ahs

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My daughter and the rest of her 8th grade class enjoying their class trip to DC!! Making memories that will last a lifetime!! 👍🏾❤️ #lovetheirschool #8thgradetrip #dc #schooltrip #youngminds #goodtimes #mydaughter #spreadingherwings #mylife (at Washington, District of Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxu7WSQAMYM/?igshid=1r39guak9gzd7

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Wife was able to capture a few great photos of these two silly friends after the concert!❤️ lol I love these kids!! #besties #makesmesmile #friends #whatlifeisallabout #cuties #myworld #myson #proudparent #concert #lookinggood #bowtie #mylife #vegaslife (at Henderson International School) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxufRCvDjII/?igshid=4gi4dypz48rn

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Might sound a little out of tune to most, but to the parents in the audience, it was PERFECTION!! ❤️😬😂 #beautiful #musictoMYeyes #proudparents #violin #2ndgrade #love #parenting #mylife #vegaslife (at Henderson International School) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxuePA1jnh7/?igshid=u83g9p2vdgak

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Final violin concert of the school year! This is what I look forward to in life ❤️, watching my son grow, learn, perform, achieve, accomplish, live, and love!!! Proud moments!! Thank you Mr. C for always pushing our kids to do their best! 👍🏾🙏🏽😊 #violinconcert #kidsperfom #proudparent #love #myson #2ndgrade #parenting #whatilove #mylife #vegaslife (at Henderson International School) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxudD-RjqH8/?igshid=zvw21ath62ha

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I like bananas, I like bananas, I like bananas, I WANT MORE BANANAS!!!! 😂❤️❤️ #mygranddaughter #myworld #happybaby #lovesbananas #beautiful #mylife #grandpalife https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxq3d5KDKaz/?igshid=zjgcnd86wdka

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Granddaughter: Grandfather can I hav... Me: YES!! Yesssss!!! 😬 Granddaughter: But I didn’t finish saying what I wanted.. 😳 Me: Darling it doesn’t matter.. Here, take my wallet, just put those beautiful eyes away... 😳😊lol #mykryptonite #thoseeyes #mygranddaughter #beautiful #shehasthepower #spoiled #myworld #mylife (at Sunset Park, LV) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxiON1HAuRO/?igshid=2a0smf57pft6

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A successful marriage is all about knowing the difference between what your wife says and what your wife REALLY means!! 😳😬 “How long are you sleeping in today dear?” REALLY means, “Get your lazy ass up and do something productive!” “Oh my, where did all the dishes come from?” REALLY means, “WTF! I’m not your maid, clean up after yourself and do the damn dishes!” “I have nothing to wear” REALLY means, “I know I have a walk-in closet FULL of clothes, I just want MORE and YOUR credit card to pay!” “What would you like for dinner honey?“ REALLY means, “Whatever you say you want I’m not going to like, I’m just asking to be nice, I don’t feel like cooking so we are going out to eat wherever I want to go!!” Not tonight, I have a headache” REALLY means, “Not last night, not tonight and if you keep begging or throwing a tantrum not tomorrow night either!” 😐!! #marriedlife #knowyourwife #husbandwisdom #whatshereallymeans #mywife #reallife #mylove #mylife #vegaslife (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxiDIE0AxI-/?igshid=caviuh8w26rw

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My beautiful wife!! Time stands still for her.. ❤️❤️❤️ #beautiful #mywife #timefroze #mylove #mylife #vegaslife (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxcwlHfgLx9/?igshid=14nwwazsne89t

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Happy Mother’s Day to all the beautiful mothers out there! ❤️ I hope your day is spectacular and everything you deserve and more!! ❤️😊 #mothersday #fromvegas #loveyouguys #❤️ https://www.instagram.com/p/BxXrroogany/?igshid=1fmqydap3grrk

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This is what I live for!! ❤️ This is why Mel and I work (worked) so hard to send of children to outstanding schools. Another spectacular performance from the 7th and 8th grade students.. Bravo Team!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #proudparents #greatschool #greatjob #mydaughter #lastplay #love #bittersweet #drama #musical #mylife #vegaslife (at Henderson International School) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxSfUnSgguz/?igshid=je0893ekdb6t

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This isn’t the first time I complained about this!! 😠 Now I think my wife does it on purpose just to piss me off!! 😐Smh. That’s ok... I’m just going to start shaving on her side of the bathroom and leave ALL my facial hair clippings all over her sink!! 😬 It’s on!! #petpeeves #itswar #illteachher #smh #just5steps #thinkshesfunny #lol #mywife #mylife #vegaslife (at Henderson, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxORupJgCmz/?igshid=10o5ehv6p83bt

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She will always be daddy’s little girl!! ❤️❤️ #selfiefun #mylittleprincess #daddysgirl #mylove #mylife #vegaslife (at Henderson, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxJk0OfADnC/?igshid=kyc6pg7eynjp

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Everyday feels like a vacation in Vegas!! 👍🏾😎✌🏽🌴 #sundayfunday #pooltime #beforeGOT #Happylife #goodtimes #vegaslife #mylife (at Henderson, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxGmQ3vAemQ/?igshid=12ennhdm1s21g

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Wife told me to stop smiling so big, stop talking so loud, to just tone it down because I'm scaring our granddaughter!! 😐 She doesn't looked scared to me. 🤔 hmmm Ok maybe I'll tone it just a little... 😳 I tried, I can't!! 😅 #thisiswhatyouget #canttoneitdown #facetime #mygranddaughter #beautiful #thoseeyes #mylife #vegaslife (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxFb-S0gHQ5/?igshid=je6jvdqaop0h

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My Saturday night.. 😐 I really need a vacation.... an adults only vacation!! 😏 #parenting #anotherplaydate #ineedaplaydate #ineedavacation #mylife #daddylife #daddydoingwork #vegaslife (at Flipnout Xtreme Henderson) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxEHJcOgwpY/?igshid=1mtv24fmo9rxg