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see i told you guys kendall would live post-finale. he just took a few months off with his husband stewy in greece but now he’s back in new york with big, big plans

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new mitski song is very kendall roy coded. succession editors do your thing

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listening to i know you by faye webster on repeat thinking about kenstewy

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just finished seeing barbie and all i kept thinking during the movie was a) kendall would love this and b) i miss kendall

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someone give the hbo max nordic social media person a raise

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forever mourning the loss of tabitha in s4

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do you think kendall roy has ever been summoned to jury duty?

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does anyone here watch the bear too… 👉🏻👈🏻🥹🥹

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carmy berzatto and kendall roy:

THEY CAN NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU

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i feel it in my heart of hearts that shiv and roman aren’t twins HOWEVER they are born within like a year and a half of each other. meaning they have a lot of twin qualities with the dynamics of older brother/younger sister relationship

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and he would name it buckley

I think post s4 kendall got himself an absurdly expensive and care-intensive dog (probably like the size of a horse) and he spends like all of his time on taking care of it and walking it and dragging it to dietitians and he is soooo annoying about it. and honestly? I think it would be good for him. like he needs something absorbing in his life and nothing is more absorbing to a rich white person than a dog. also the unconditional love would serve him well.

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i cannot stop saying cunt is as cunt does

kendall roy your legacy will live on through me

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look. I may be delusional. but I think stewy would love to marry kendall. he has very solid reasons:

- it would be funny

- tax writeoff

- legally binding document that lets stewy sleep soundly knowing he will never have to testify against kendall in court

- the secret horrible corner of stewy's heart that he will never admit to having that makes him want to have a big wedding and serve cunt in a tasteful pastel tux and eat fukcing cake and dance and make out with kendall on the dancefloor and then fuck off to greece for a month and do nothing but fuck and feed each other fruit

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post finale (ignoring jeremy’s predictions for kendall):

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caroline not knowing who the fuck stewy was at the wedding but marcia greeting him like an old friend really is fascinating because stewy definitely hung out with kendall as a kid in the presence of caroline a million more times than he ever would as a whole ass adult in the presence of marcia and it really is just caroline not giving a single fuck about kendall meanwhile marcia found out stewy was kendall’s friend and in solidarity of their joint middle eastern slay it made her pick kendall as her favorite of the sibs

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tumblr blocking me from seeing my own posts because of “explicit” content feels mildly homophobic. it’s pride month and i’m being attacked

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the reason we never got a rava stewy scene is because their passive aggressiveness and general disdain for the roy family would close the portal and save new york