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I must axe you to stop this year!

Happy 2025! Here’s to another year of attempting to throw an axe at Carmen Sandiego ♥️

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Team Red may make crimes look cool, but to all our friends in the USA, don’t vote a convicted felon into office!

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Happy October to all bisexuals <3

As carmen famously said, “we fell in love in october” or something, so everyone go kiss a gir-

What do you mean that’s the wrong girl in red?

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As carmen famously said, “we fell in love in october” or something, so everyone go kiss a gir-

What do you mean that’s the wrong girl in red?

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How soon will Carmen and Chase's wedding? 😭😭😭

It won’t! Thanks.

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No crimes today guys😔 they can see us.

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uh....don't know if carmen takes questions but uh... YOU ARE REALLY COOL AND UH MY FAVORITE ON TEAM RED.

hey, playing favorites? that's not nice -player

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So true ❤️

Carmen, whilst making out with Julia: I love International Women’s Day  🥰 🥰 🥰

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Hey????

Hello, this is one of your agents writing. Carmen Sandiego has been spotted in Moscow. (With a VILE operative [not Shadowsan]) (and they are working together. [Not making out.]) Have fun!✨️

-One of the ACME agents

ARE YOU FROM TWITTER

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Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! Remember to steal chocolates from your least favorite corporations today :)

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This sacrifice will not be forgotten😔

esteemed fellow faculty, as you may be aware, i, gunnar maelstrom, have been called assless, flat as a board, l'homme sans cul, even. justifiably? perhaps. but i feel as if these are merely labels, safe ways to categorize my uniquely concave ass, which allows me to warp the laws of physics as air from a high pressure zone passes into a low pressure zone. so stop bullying me

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Welcome to the club buddy

esteemed fellow faculty, as you may be aware, i, gunnar maelstrom, have been called assless, flat as a board, l'homme sans cul, even. justifiably? perhaps. but i feel as if these are merely labels, safe ways to categorize my uniquely concave ass, which allows me to warp the laws of physics as air from a high pressure zone passes into a low pressure zone. so stop bullying me

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When is international bully Maelstrom day? Asking for a friend.

we've hired a vile operative to run this blog instead of us so if you're directing any questions to the faculty please be specific. and please try to be nice to the operative his code name is Intern

anyway . from now onwards we will only be posting on special occasions like international bully maelstrom day. good bye and fuck all of you

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History repeats itself…

Sorry @acmeofficial it had to be done.

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Wooooow. Way to be a capitalist.

Sorry @acmeofficial it had to be done.

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…What do you call us, then?

Sorry @acmeofficial it had to be done.

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Have you considered being nicer? Alternatively, have you considered not being cops.

Sorry @acmeofficial it had to be done.