teamrocketboy

[teamrocketboy]

I think your just being a poopyhead, ILL RECRUIT WHOEVER I WANT!!!

things that ARE appropriate during pride month: - taking your (crowd-safe) pokémon to pride - giving your pokémon flag accessories or using non-toxic dye - destroy transphobe with hyper beam

things that AREN'T appropriate during pride month: - recruiting the leaders of several terrorist organizations from alternate timelines where they've killed millions of people and harnessing the power of their various legendary pokémon to conquer all of reality

[teamrocketboy]

Hi Prideknights!

You're based in Europe, right? Could you help out signal-boosting this European citizens initiative to ban conversion therapy in the EU?

https://eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#/screen/home

I don't think I have to explain the horrors of conversion therapy to you, so let me explain how this initiative works.

For it to get taken seriously by the EU, we need two things:

7 countries need to reach the minimum threshold of signatures for their country. We're currently at 6 out of 7! Slovenia only needs 300 more signatures to become country number 7!

We need a total of 1 million signatures. This might look daunting, but there days ago we were still at 200.000. Yesterday we were at 450.00. We are at 535.000 right now. So we have a long way to go, but we are moving fast!

The deadline is in a few days, on May 17.

Anybody with a European citizenship can add their name to the pile! If we reach the right amount, the official citizen initiative will be put before the EU Commission.

With lgbtq+ rights getting rolled back across the world, including Europe, there is no time to lose to demand stronger protections.

MAY 14, 2025 (VERY RELEVANT) SPREAD. THIS. LIKE. WILDFIRE!!!

[teamrocketboy]

BASED WHENS THE PARTY?

I had a dream that Maxie from team magma and professor Sycamore got married 😁😁😁😆!!!! 💏💏💏💏💏💏

[teamrocketboy]

STAB THE PROBLEM HERE ILL SEND YOU A KNIFE! :DDD

Sligoogle. I'm dying. What's the cure?

[teamrocketboy]

*he stares confused*

"oh yeah! battling,..." *he pulls out all of his pokeballs and throws them revealing 5 rattatas with knives taped to their backs* "RAT SQUAD JUMP HIM! ILL HANDLE THE POKEMON,"

*he hugs his bidoof close before charging with them into battle to duel a pokemon* "WARRRR CRY!!!!!!!!"

*11 year old jumpscare* *JOHN OTIS EMERGES FROM THE BUSHES WEILDING A BIDOOF WEILDING AN ANCIENT SWORD(excalibur)!*

"YOUR TIME IS UP DO GOODER! FOR I THE AMAZING JOHN OTIS AM ROBBING YOU!!!!"

@teamrocketboy

"...?"

"I see we have a fan of the Miss Fortunes! Your parents really should keep better track of you! I'd suggest you step away but..."

"If you insist!"

[teamrocketboy]

... THEY CAN BE CO LEADERS!!! WE COULD FRACTURE THE LAND IN 2 AND HAVE MUCH FUN IN OUR INDIVIDUAL PALDEES

can i bully you. are you bullyable.

"bullyable"

stfu.

HAHA PROBABLY??????? 😁😁😁😁 SURE GO BULLY ME I'LL RATE IT

[teamrocketboy]

… go fuck yourself, if it weren’t for the bosses I would be alone and starving on the streets.

Oh god, is other boss… dead? @teamrocketboy

No we just wish she was

[teamrocketboy]

WHAT?!! WHY WOULD YOU WISH OTHER BOSS WERE DEAD? AFTER ALL THEYVE DONE FOR US?!?!?!? *they look panicked*

Oh god, is other boss… dead? @teamrocketboy

No we just wish she was

[teamrocketboy]

… Did you add flour?

YOU MADE METH?!?! OTHER BOSS ARE YOU LIKE WALTER WHITE? ARE YOU BRESKING BAD? ARE YOU THE DANGER?! @teamrocketboy

Well, I am certainly not in danger, to my knowledge.

THE BANANA BREAD ISNT METH!!!! idk how its still liquid BUT ITS NOT METH

[teamrocketboy]

FELLOW 10 YEAR OLD, TOGETHER WE SHALL COUP PALDEA AND REPLACE IT WITH MY BIDOOF AKETCHI!

can i bully you. are you bullyable.

"bullyable"

stfu.

HAHA PROBABLY??????? 😁😁😁😁 SURE GO BULLY ME I'LL RATE IT

[teamrocketboy]

Wait we have housing?

Hey if a 10 year old is allowed (and encouraged) to go on an adventure throughout their region, then there's no reason why a 10 year old can't also join the literal mafia.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk. I totally didnt almost forget how to spell thank

[teamrocketboy]

I heard boss was getting close to someone

*shaky camera footage* SO IM GONNA TRAIN AKETCHI TO KNIGHT FWENDSHIPS!

*aketchi swings excalibur wildy while john otis ducks underneath*

FUCK YEAH

[teamrocketboy]

... is it eatable?

THe silly plate? does that allow you to make HONK sounds or something? what would happen if you were to throw it at someones head? would it make a funny sound? @teamrocketboy

[Image ID: It's just a cardboard rectangle with "silly plate :)" written on it in black Sharpie.]

I doubt it has any special properties.

[teamrocketboy]

your bidoof is king of galar now congrats

hi john also what the fuck

... you go aketchi

[teamrocketboy]

*aketchi the bidoof saunters over to the mining area, currently unnattached to his bazooka, he lazily jumps up onto the rock and bites the sword before pulling it out of its rock*

what the fuck

[teamrocketboy]

RAT SQUAD ATTACK THAT ROCK! *john and his rattatas start charging and striking at the rock aketchi sits to the side on his bazooka*

[teamrocketboy]

GUYS ITS STUCK IN THE STONE

NO FUCKING WAY