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/j system ask game

❤️ — current favorite headmate

💔 — current least favorite headmate

🔨 — headmate you’re blowing up with hammers at first opportunity

🥀 — most brainrotted headmate

🎙️ — headmate who should be host instead of the host

📉 — headmate who is NOT doing their job

📈 — headmate who IS doing their job

⛓️ — headmate who you have to keep a leash on

💬 — headmate who should not have freedom of speech

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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(my proxy (my name) autocorrected to wrinkle 😭 -erin)

skjdd

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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

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Reblogging because we still really need some extra cash!!

Hey so like

We have literally one dollar in our account rn

We kinda need some money lol, we don’t get any more until the end of the month and even then it’s not very much.

We are offering commissions at a discount!! Our commissions are already very cheap ($25 tops for a detailed character/scene) so this is a bargain lol

More info and examples on our website.

I do want to say that this is not a mutual aid post!!

If I absolutely need to, I have some money in savings just in case of emergency or situations like this, but i just would prefer not to have to use that money if possible. I am not in any danger of being broke or in debt or anything. If you only have a little money to spare, PLEASE don’t spend it on us. We are not a priority. There are people on this app who genuinely do NEED help and funds. If you are deciding between us and someone who is trying to literally survive, CHOOSE THE LATTER. But if you have enough for both, we would love to take your commission :3

Unlimited slots open until further notice!!

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uhh so idk i know we dont usually do like headmate intros or whatever the fuck but we want to so ya

hey whats up im ian or zip

i use he/it/they pronouns

and im a fictive of ian mckinley from final destination 3

and my signoff is ⛓️🩶

haiiii im erin, u can also call me pip :3 i use she/they, im also a fd3 fictive, and my signoff is ⛓️💙

also we’re together

uhh ya thats about it

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Reminders:

Don't insist on talking about traumatic things that happened to headmates if they don't like talking about it (especially if a fictive had a traumatic memory from their source)

Don't treat them as horrible people if their source made them a horrible person

Don't push your own ocs or favorite characters to join people's systems especially when we don't know how they could act. They could be nice or a piece of shit- we don't know

Don't push your own hyperfixations/interests onto headmates and act like they know about it (when they don't) (ex: you saying a robot headmates has to know about Murder Drones cause they're both robots and that's a connection apparently-)

Headmates/alters, especially fictives, are not just characters. They are people too, and they can be really fucking hurt or annoyed by your actions.

-🎼Lute (she/angel)

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Hey anyone going to the WW tour. So I have a ticket for the Seattle show, pretty close to the front and everything. However, I’m going to college in Oregon, and I’ve realized that the Amtrak won’t be able to get me back to the school in time for my first class if I go to the show. This is my first Will Wood show and I’ve been looking forward to seeing him for a long time. Would anyone be willing to trade a Portland ticket for my Seattle ticket? I don’t care how good the seats are, but I really don’t want to miss out on this opportunity.

Alternatively, and I know this is much less likely, if someone else is going to the Seattle show from Portland or Salem, could I maybe get a ride back (I can take the Amtrak there)

Sorry this is a weird question, I just really want to find a way to make this work.

Thanks :3

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I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao

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like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

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Hello everybody!

I updated my pridesaur list and added some respectable entries for Intersex, Abrosecxual, Greysexual, agender and butch lesbian. I am proud to say we are at 21 dinos!!!

But I am still very much open for more suggestions, so if you find any fitting dino pun, that I have not covered yet, please feel free to let me know ^.^

My goal still remains to have the most inclusive prehistoric pride dinosaur collection out there, so feel free to help me out a bit with fun ideas ;D

Happy pride to y'all!

I also got all of them as stickers on my etsy shop, so if any of you feel like supporting my silly dino art, please come by:

my prehistoric pride stickers: