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Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

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Pff

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Okay people!

In need of $60 for room cost, and $40 for past due pet fees. My daily pay has not yet posted, so I do not have anything yet, and it looks like it has been seriously delayed.

All my links are here!

Please, this is urgent. I need to pay immediately before the morming so I do not lose the room!

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Rb if you want all the hcs people have about you in your inbox

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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

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Update: the site appears to be fully functional!

Tip for if you're blurry/can't tell who's fronting/can't figure out who a new member is: the website same.energy is really helpful for us! We usually look through the "variety" page until an image feels right. It helps narrow it down, or at least figure out some information.

The site is kind of broken, so the only pages that work are "Variety" and searching. ("Variety" won't show up unless you type something in the search bar and then delete it again.)

Be warned that the site can have images of pretty much anything, including slight NSFW/nudity and blood/gore/anatomy (the more graphic images of both should be blurred unless you change your tag preferences), creepy/scary images, weapons, trypophobia, distorted faces, eyes, etc. Tread with caution. Most of the variety page should be fairly safe though.

-❓

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your 20s are all about being stuck in the time loop

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Also btw we’re doing artfight

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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

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Every time one of my friends explains something about Plurality to me I have to fight the urge to ask if they're "More people per people" cause of this fuck ass post

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/j system ask game

❤️ — current favorite headmate

💔 — current least favorite headmate

🔨 — headmate you’re blowing up with hammers at first opportunity

🥀 — most brainrotted headmate

🎙️ — headmate who should be host instead of the host

📉 — headmate who is NOT doing their job

📈 — headmate who IS doing their job

⛓️ — headmate who you have to keep a leash on

💬 — headmate who should not have freedom of speech

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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(my proxy (my name) autocorrected to wrinkle 😭 -erin)

skjdd

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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?