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you just don't get shit like this with 8-episode streaming seasons

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severance is like [45-50 minutes of life-altering television that leave you wanting to walk into the ocean or perhaps perform a self-immolation]

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I'm going to [remembers jokes about harming myself only serve to worsen my mental health and hurt those closest to me] improve and try to better myself as a person (said in the most exasperated and annoyed tone possible while violently rolling my eyes but also still completely genuinely)

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so i started to think about some stuff. never doing that again.

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SUCK MY COOCHIE FROM THE BACK

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as someones whos been here since 2012, this post hits hard

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Doorbell camera footage captures first-ever sound of a meteorite hitting Earth as it struck couple’s home

Joe and Laura Velaidum found grey dust scattered outside their house on Prince Edward Island on a summers day last year, which left them rather puzzled.

Upon checking the security footage of their home, they were left shocked after watching a clip that appears to show a rock falling out of the sky and crashing to the ground in close proximity to their home. Take a look here:

Amazed by their discovery, Joe and Laura decided to collect samples of the rock and sent it off to the University of Alberta for further inspection.

Chris Herd, who is the curator of the university’s meteorite collection, was able to confirm where their rock had come from.

And to much excitement of space enthusiasts out there, Herd said the samples had indeed come from outer space.

“As the first and only meteorite from the province of Prince Edward Island, the Charlottetown Meteorite sure announced its arrival in a spectacular way," he told CBC.

“No other meteorite fall has been documented like this, complete with sound. It adds a whole new dimension to the natural history of the Island.”

The expert added: "It’s really awesome. It’s actually the first and only meteorite ever found on the Island, and what a way to make that discovery.

“Every time that this happens, it’s a new sample from space. It’s from the asteroid belt… between Mars and Jupiter, so it’s come a long way.”

Herd went on to tell CBC that meteorites typically travel at around 60,000 kmph (37,280 mph) before slowing down as they approach normal civilisation.

Therefore, the rock likely hit the ground at a speed of 200 kmph (124 mph), according to the expert.

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Can’t wait to get a shawty and she tucks me in every night between her breast meats and I get to feel like a rotisserie chicken that being cooked on 387 degrees..

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what's wrong with him

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I made this same joke in my head with Sonic but Crash Bandicoot is the superior joke.

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I like when Pheidole ants do the thing with the head

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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.