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tearsofsaudade · 10 hours
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Blind people must save a lot on electricity.
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tearsofsaudade · 10 hours
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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.
Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.
And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.
Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.
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tearsofsaudade · 2 days
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Sometimes I put my face up against my dog while he's sleeping to feel his little lungs expand and his little heart beat and I am struck by the beauty of of life and the miracle of nature to evolve for thousands of years just to create one little guy and put him in my house
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tearsofsaudade · 3 days
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tearsofsaudade · 3 days
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an attempt at a quick animation of Wil smiling 🫠
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tearsofsaudade · 3 days
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tearsofsaudade · 3 days
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His ass does not pay attention enough to know all of their genders. Toph wears baggy clothes, he squinted at her and went “yeah that’s a boy. Or boy adjacent. Probably.” and moved on. Ally???
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tearsofsaudade · 3 days
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tbh it doesn't rly hurt teenagers to incorrectly id as ace like... what's the worst than could happen? they don't have sex till they're older?? lol
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tearsofsaudade · 3 days
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hater of socks
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tearsofsaudade · 3 days
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steve rogers goes to his own exhibit with only a baseball cap as a disguise….. and only a kid recognizes him. its a trend that’s continued through the whole film. no one recognizes him bc of his face. seventy years under ice and history has replaced steve rogers almost completely with captain america. he’s been overshadowed by a legend. which, to me, makes it even more meaningful that when steve wears his vintage cap costume to jog bucky’s memory it doesn’t work. its not until the cowl is knocked aside, the shield is dropped, and all that’s left is a little guy from brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight, that bucky remembers him 
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tearsofsaudade · 4 days
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Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.
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tearsofsaudade · 6 days
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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
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tearsofsaudade · 6 days
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Found these saved akdhkxsjz I'm losing it this is so funny
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tearsofsaudade · 6 days
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Truly the all time funniest writer thing is when you're doing edits and you think to yourself "omg I've got the PERFeCT sentence to add right here!" and then you stick it in all excited, only to find that literally three lines down you have virtually that exact same sentence in the draft already.
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tearsofsaudade · 6 days
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this is still such a crazy shot for me
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because not only is mike holding up the phone for will, even though will has already taken it, therefore there’s no longer any need for mike’s hand to be there.
but mike is literally standing in a glass booth, shoved inside, while will is standing just on the edge of it, just barely outside.
mike is holding will’s hand, almost as if reaching outside of the glass closet to will, who has just barely taken a step out.
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tearsofsaudade · 6 days
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chester’s favourites (1980)
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tearsofsaudade · 6 days
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The fact that Microsoft Word has to be a subscription is upsetting. I already paid for it why do I have to pay again
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