tearyphoenixx

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Oh so ur a writer?? Prove it. Drop the last sentence of ur wip in the tags

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do care + did ask + if i could give you the moon i would give you the moon

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do care + did ask + if i could give you the moon i would give you the moon

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do care + did ask + if i could give you the moon i would give you the moon

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Think smarter not harder

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there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all

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Have you seen Luigi?

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ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

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an oral thermometer takes the temperature of your mouth. a rectal thermometer takes the temperature of your rectum. [confidently] a digital thermometer takes the temperature of your finger.

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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little kids make me laugh. i was at a party yesterday and a kid was there and she noticed that i have a long straight cut along the length of my thumb and asked about it, so i told her it was a cat scratch, almost healed, didn't hurt. and then she was sorta staring and touching it for a bit and went "you had bone surgery. because there were termites in your bones."

so i played along and went "oh man, i hope they got em all!" and she went "no. they put in more." lmao

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It's what simply all the milk-white faceless cowboy mannekins are wearing this season.

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the first rule necromancy is have fun and be yourself <|:^)

second rule is if the black candle goes out your mind is lost in a dimension of fog forever

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Let’s hear it for hairy armpits in little dresses everybody hairy armpits in little dresses