teasugarsalt
teasugarsalt
The Pillow Book
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I'm not a witch, I'm a magical girl. Sweet things, true things. 30-something. White. Ashkenazi. Neurodivergent. Invisible disability. Traumagenic system not seeking diagnosis. She/her/hers. Safe for work. Currently tagging: #flashing gif
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teasugarsalt · 4 hours ago
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Great on top of everything else now we gotta deal with The Giant Sphere
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teasugarsalt · 5 hours ago
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My best meme is the 10 of swords from the tarot apologizing for a delayed ao3 update.
AI is the devil and its users the lovers it chains.
it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.
it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.
it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.
it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.
it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.
IT MAY TAKE ME A MONTH TO PUT OUT A CHAPTER BUT AT LEAST IM NOT USING AI TO WRITE IT
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teasugarsalt · 5 hours ago
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I wrote a paper calling him out for boring fashion sense in business school in 2016 if that's anything.
It was a marketing class. I got to call Sir Richard Bronson the ideal of an American in an anime. Scored decently.
Do you know what this site thought of Elon Musk before he started supporting Trump and gave that Nazi Salute?
Going how far back? Ten years ago, we didn't talk about him and nobody cared. He was not in the wider public consciousness. Those who knew who he was mostly thought "oh yeah he's that rich guy who wants to look smart" and nothing much else was said. I think his first bump in popularity was when he married Grimes, and then he was just the weird rich dude Grimes married. I did not know who Grimes was and still kinda don't. She had a Tumblr blog and then made some music and had a baby with a weird name and then vanished kinda post-divorce afaik.
Then I think maybe five years ago ish he sort of started showing up more as a sort of weaboo man-baby deal? Pictures of him in Les Mis cosplay, dressed as a furby, and showing off empty Diet Coke cans and a fake replica gun on his nightstand circulated.
My impression was that he was just like. If that creepy awkward guy in class who unironically does the Naruto run and thinks katanas are magic was spawned out of the ether with infinite money.
And then I think maybe after that was how stupid he is? That became public knowledge shortly after-like how the safety vests in some of his factories are in washed-out neutral colours cause he doesn't like neons. Or like... how he seemed to be giving off the impression that he was a genius inventor, despite not actually making anything or having any kind of education se can speak of? All I know is like. He was an owner with PayPal and then bought Tesla?
And simultaneously if I remember correctly he was kind of always about "if we don't let the nazis talk on twitter then we're basically á dictatorship" or whatever, banging on the free speech drum and going on about how jokes used to be funny, then bluffed about buying twitter and somehow got legally shoehorned into ponying up and actually doing it for WAY more than it was worth, almost immediately making it worse and tanking its value.
Now it seems kind of like an Emporer's clothes situation where everyone knows the Emporer is naked, but instead of getting embarrassed and covering up, the emperor just keeps doubling down harder. Meanwhile his whole entire ass is just. Out
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teasugarsalt · 20 hours ago
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Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds
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teasugarsalt · 20 hours ago
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So anyways with the rapid rise of fascism I feel it’s a good time to point out that it’s perfectly legal to follow unjust orders slowly, badly, or inefficiently
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teasugarsalt · 22 hours ago
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no way i just saw people in tiktok comments crying screaming throwing up at the idea of aslan being a jesus figure. worsties the lion literally dies to save edmund (the sinner) and then rises from the dead. he tells the pevensies he can be found under a different name in our world. what else could this have meant
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teasugarsalt · 1 day ago
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Happy #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Please make a comic! It’s mandatory that you create some piece of sequential art — what it is and how you make it is up to you! Have fun! You might as well!
If you make a comic (again, it’s mandatory) and you want to share it, post it on the tag #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Or don’t, I’m not a cop.
Remember, the goal is to make something terrible! So if you can’t draw or have never made a comic, or if it’s been ages since you made something just for fun — that’s perfect! You’re all set! If you fuck up and make something that’s NOT terrible… well, some might say there’s joy in that too.
Ok stop reading this and go make something!!!
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teasugarsalt · 1 day ago
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I woke up this morning to a cat outside my window and it made me feel..... something. And then i realized: Its terrible comic day! And I decided everyone needed to know about the little sun that was wondering through my yard
Ink on paper, color and text added digitally via my phone in the spirit of making a terrible comic
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teasugarsalt · 1 day ago
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teasugarsalt · 1 day ago
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it's Make A Terrible Comic Day!
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teasugarsalt · 1 day ago
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And then he wrote more books.
the wicked movie marketing reminded me of how badly baum didn't want to keep writing more wizard of oz books, which were so popular that his publisher was hunting him like he was an injured deer leaving a desperate trail of blood through the snow
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hello children, we are all gone to heaven! i love you! we are dead! goodbye forever!
DOROTHY GALE.
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teasugarsalt · 1 day ago
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Do you like your country and the government that runs it?
- Like both my Country and the Gov
- Like my Country, but Not the Gov
- Hate my Country, but Like the Gov
- Hate both my Country and Gov
- It's complicated/nuance
- I don't live in a country (Hi visiting aliens)
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teasugarsalt · 2 days ago
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Quoting a tiktok comment I saw: "if Kim kitsuragi wasn't into bears the game would have been 20 minutes long"
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teasugarsalt · 2 days ago
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reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from
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teasugarsalt · 2 days ago
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so true
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teasugarsalt · 2 days ago
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Teen LGBT Squad
Another Hometar Runner fancomic for pride month, this time starring the Teen Girl Squad.
This was mostly an excuse to make that “ow mein kampf” joke
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