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Your outbursts are awesome tho

 ⚙ “How are they awesome? I cannot control them.” 

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robotxwrangler

🔧 ;; Seeing the Watch’s containment unit was enough to make Cade’s face go pale, and his blood run cold. This was really, actually happening, and Cogman could have genuinely been telling the truth. “Oh, no. No no no… this… oh man. Shit!”

    While the castle may have only had a few full-time inhabitants, he actually cared about their well-being. And with no idea just how quickly that thing could move, or how it even moved, he knew time was short. The how’s and why’s of the Watch’s release could be investigated later. For now, all that mattered was finding the thing, containing it, and praying that they lived to tell the tale.

    Or, at least, that he lived. Would it attack another Cybertronian?

    The inventor paused his pacing to run a hand through his hair, calming himself as best he could. “Alright… alright, alright, let’s figure this out. You said it broke in its room, right? Well when was the last time you saw it before then? Like, an hour? More than that? The thing could be anywhere. Damnit… come on, let’s go. Now.”

    Not waiting for Cogman’s reply, he pushed past the mech and moved down the hall, his eyes darting around for any sign of the Watch as he headed toward the display room. “Does it have a name? Or is it just, like, Hitler Killer? Watchey? Clockberg?”

  ⚙  Cogman’s optics rolled with an annoyed sigh. He was doing his job of finding it till this moron stopped him. Who knew if someday that Cade and Cogman would fully get along. 

The butler put the small device away. “It won’t attack Cybertronians necessarily. It’s sting is more lethal to humans, which is why the Witwiccans gave it to Adolf.” With all the damned visitors that were unwanted at the castle meant more accidents would happen and this was one of them. One that shouldn’t have been screwed with.  

“What an idiotic name.” Cogman soon followed suit after Cade. “It’s name is Auftragsmörder.” It was a well-suited German name for the watch. Besides, it was always put on killed missions.  “It would be best when we find it that you do not touch it--” Yes, there was some soft spot for Cade. Not that he’d admit to something as foolish as that. 

“It hasn’t been long--as far as I know. Miss Vivian and Sir Burton aren’t around, which can take the toll count down.” In a way, Cogman sometimes thought it was inhumane to keep the watch locked up but it had a killing personality that couldn’t be controlled. He understood that it was angry and upset. 

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naviyeager

She cocked her head back. “Seriously?”

Cogman was just about to mock her but chose not to. “Serious.” 

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ihavehiminmycrosshairs replied to your post : Gives the lil psycho little paps on his head

“ Wot can ah say? Yer small. Small is adorable. Ah like papin’ adorable things”

“I am not adorable. Adorable is for that human fluffy bullshit-- Touch me again, and I will hurt you.”

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Gives the lil psycho little paps on his head

“Just why are you touching me–!!? And what makes you possibly believe you can touch me. Rrargh.” 

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so apparently cogman in tf5 is supposed to be polite and dignified and drives the old english human dudes’ car, but he has anger issues 

 and all i can see is this

cogman: [listening to classical music while driving] so, sir, how’s your day-

random human: UR BUTLER SUCKS 

cogman: excuse me, one second 

cogman: [rolls down windows to car, there’s inhuman screaming. he’s running over humans with the car CLASSICAL MUSIC IS BLARING  THE SCENT OF A RAGING ALPHA IS UPON US RUN HUMAN RUN AND DONt LOOK BACK YOU FOOL] 

cogman: [clears throat] sorry about that now where were we…?

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naviyeager

“Try yoga.”

“What is this ‘yoga?’“

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Random gif sets of some Autobots from Transformers Movieverse

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naviyeager

“I’m concerned. What are you doing?”

“Trying to find new ways to channel my anger and pass the time--especially with Sir Burton being gone.” 

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naviyeager

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“What the Hell are you doing!?”

“Nothing you need to concern yourself over Miss.” 

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“I was making the moment more… epic.”

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“Cogman! What is… What is all this?” “End of the world. I thought a meal, a last meal, would be in order.”

Honestly, he really is an interesting character  (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

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chess !

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