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THIS IS NOT A JOKE: I Regret Making This Page, And Will Be Deleting It For Good

Some time ago, I was asked whether I had second thoughts about posting on here, and I recall my thoughts being along the lines of 'almost every day. I may leave it at some point.' There was no urgency behind the words, but I assumed that the possibility still loomed that I would not be here forever. That time has come.

So why am I leaving? There is a host of reasons:

The Loss of Enthusiasm For This Hobby: In the first few months of my having this page, I used to get the best thrill from partaking in this odd little hobby. The sense of pride at feeling an entire gallon of tea sloshing and gurgling inside my stomach was absolutely amazing, and a year ago, I could feel it with every moment until it was promptly digested. As I have done it more and more, I noticed how fleeting the sensation is, how it just settles after about 15 minutes of my chugging the first half, and how I had to supplement the rest with an additional liter of water: the thing became work, and it was not very fun. The general taste of tea has become disgusting to me, and even when I drink a glass with dinner, I am near to spewing. I have alluded to my fear of water intoxication because, a year ago, I suffered from it and almost died mere weeks before making this page, which puts me off this the more. Also, looking back, I find it was a terrific waste of time from my real world obligations, and lamented the hours lost to needless, stupid, momentary satiation.

I Was Supposed To Drop This Habit Years Ago: So, I lied about not treating this as a fetish. I actually have it pretty hard, worse than many of you - I can't even look at pregnant women in public without lusting after them - and did a pretty lousy job of hiding it. But I have come to find out that such a thing is simply not natural, and akin to something like demon possession. I vowed to quit in 2021, but returned for health reasons which I would rather not discuss. Since I was for many years on the receiving end, I wanted to see how things were on the other side. It has almost destroyed my health, my finances, my sanity, and to some extent my. How the professionals manage I cannot wonder.

3. Potential Fears of This Preventing me From Advancing Further In Life: If you wondered why I was so shy with sharing much about my personal life, it's because my intention is to one day be known for my art, of which this is NOT. Also, I began to think: is this sort of thing even legal? Without revealing too much, I plan to do quite a lot that requires major shifts in my life, and while it probably won't raise any hairs, I don't want to risk having this out there anyway and prohibiting me from reaching my goal, or encouraging ridicule from my family. It would utterly devastate me.

4. I'm Tired: Let me come out and say this right now: I was not myself making these posts. I had to plan these well in advance so I could be alone from immediate relations, who suspected me clean since 2021. I'm tired of having to hide this from everybody. I'm tired of having this define me. I'm tired of being possessed by this devil which refuses to leave me.

With heavy heart I bid you all adieu, and ask of you a favour. I am aware that some people have reblogged, mentioned, and allued to me on this site and possibly others (@unitbloat and @sticcpicc to name a few). If it is within your heart, any who have done this, I would like for any such assignations to be erased from this sight that I may continue to live as peacefully as I can with this freshly exorcised from my soul. My life hangs on a thin tether, and this simple action may be what saves it.

Farewell and have happy lives. Inform me when such deletions are made and I will be on my way out. Forgive me, as it will be best that you forget me.

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Made My Stomach Into A Tea Kettle

This has to be one of the best bloat I've done in a long time. As to avoid being seen, I usually do them at night, which means I'm almost always left feeling cold after. Didn't want to feel that this time, so I drank a gallon of hot water instead of tea - I was short on time, anyway, and couldn't get another one. Now I'm all gurgles, and I can see everything sloshing inside me. SO FULL!!! But at least I'm warm, right?

What do you think?

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Belly Measurements

Had this for a while, and had to drink it before it went totally bad. Plus, I was in a space where a measuring tape was available to me, so I figured what better time than now? This all went down pretty easily, and stayed down. Seemed to forget how good it feels having a huge amount of liquid in your gut, sloshing and digesting away.

Before: 39 in (99 cn)

After: 46 in (116 cn)

Requested by @gottesurteil

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An Updated Top 10 Users List, with suggestions on how to make them better:

10. @phayze: post something with actual belly noises.

9. @meppysblog: you say your stomach churns with all you put into it. Maybe try showing it at least once.

8. @kendallt: when you've started something, maybe try finishing it sometime.

7. @bbwcasey: maybe do one belly noise video.

6. @alexandy99: keep doing what you're doing, but don't overdo anything.

5. @unitbloat: do I need to say it?

4. @gumdropmodels: consider getting a better camera so we can actually see and hear everything.

3. @mskaceypowers: release some videos with gurgles and sloshes.

2. @curvypapayaofficial: make more videos showcasing belly noises, preferably without a mic.

@kendallhalobelly (before the accident): the best one on this whole damn site. Be more open to requests, but don't do anything you don't want to. And get well soon.

Just don't mention me should any of you decide to make these changes.

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Resting and Digesting

Because once you've downed a gallon of tea, there's not much else you can do. At least for a few hours.

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Normal vs. Stuffed

Now I'm all sloshy and gurgly.

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Apparently, the human stomach is only about the size of your fist, but can stretch to hold as much as 4 liters of food and fluid, or more than 75 times its empty volume, and then return to its resting size when empty.

I mean...

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A Simple Magic Trick

Watch me make all this tea disappear! Where did it go? How did I do it? I'll never tell. ;)

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Have I Still Got It?

After a while out of it, I recently attended a party of someone, who couldn't believe I could chug an entire gallon of tea in one go. To prove to them I could, I did, keeping it all down the entire evening. And the whole place was shocked and amazed. I let this person touch my stomach, as they wanted to be sure it was really all in there. Some people sloshed it around and made a game of it. One person listened to it digest for a few minutes, which they found amusing. It was a fun evening.

When I got home afterwards, it got me thinking: have I still got it, or was this just some fluke?

I'll have you decide.

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Which Do You Prefer?

Let me know.

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Name The One Thing My Stomach Reminds You of Most

From a few weeks ago.

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A Day In The Life of My Belly

Decided to something a little different. I thought it would be fun to take you all through the entire process of what my stomach goes through: from empty belly, to drinking, to full belly, to digestion, and back to empty belly. Hope you enjoy.

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How My Belly Sounds With A Microphone Pressed Against It

Constant bubbling, with the occasional gurgle from digestion. Also sloshing. Lots of sloshing.

Not my favourite way to capture noises, but these sounded interesting enough to share. Tell me what you think.

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A Friendly Reminder: Practise Self-Control

Typically, on a day like this, I would be compelled to majorly bloat myself. But I just wasn't feeling it. I lost 5 pounds this week and have been feeling great. So tonight, I'm just enjoying a pizza without anything extra. Instead of tea, I'm just drinking water - and not to excess. I may not even finish it all.

It is good to do this every once in a while just to stay in shape and to keep feeling healthy. Have a good evening.

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Someone Asked Me To Hold This For Them

Do you think this was what they meant?

If not, then it looks like I'll have to buy a replacement.

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It's Official. I Have Gotten To Where I Can Rest Comfortably With A Gallon In My Gut.

I just might have lost my gag reflex, or my recent weight loss regime has made it so that my stomach can hold a lot more no problem. In either case, it's good.

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The Best Feeling In The World?

When you've just bloated yourself, and there is ZERO pain. :) That's a sign of health if ever there was one.