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Found a portal messenger bag on Facebook marketplace and knew I need that!!! It's the best thing I ever bought

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juice is technically gen alpha and i think that explains a lot

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people talk about the weirdness of seeing school friends get married and have kids but its even crazier when its online friends. like bro i've seen your carrd kin list. we went to homestuck together. brothers in chronically online arms. what do you MEAN youre pregnant.

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what year is it

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i regret that i said “huzzah” when thee removed thy pants... do thee still findeth me attractive

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my mum knew i was sad so she went out and when she came back inside she called me up to her room and showed me this

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Describing the woman as bafflingly at peace with the simple enjoyment of her hobby, confused sources confirmed Monday that a local fucking weirdo was really good at something that she wasn’t trying to capitalize on. “She’s so good at this it could be a secondary source of income, and yet she seems to have absolutely no interest in monetizing her skill, so what’s the point?” area man Brandon O’Brien said after watching his total oddball neighbor craft yet another dazzling wood sculpture that she would either display in her home or give away for free, even though it could fetch her $1,000, easy.

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how it feels to submit an attack on artfight

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im a big fan of how entering "homo" into BLAST's organism-specific search field will show you every way a scientist has ever typo'd homo sapiens

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everyone in this goddamn show has blue eyes i swear to god it's FREAKING ME OUT everytime. like yeah i'm used to it but every time they make a close-up shoot i feel like they are gonna diagnose my soul. and what are the probabilities of everyone having coloured eyes??? like coloured eyes are supposed to be rare?? am i missing something??

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red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying

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dming people is so scary it feels like im walking directly into their bedroom and putting some bullshit on their bed

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How it feels to read a really good fic and find the author has dozens more like it