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I kinda love watching some really cliche fantasy media unsubtly foreshadow how their protagonists relate to The Prophecy like damn I wonder if this suspiciously color coded friend group has any connection to the legend of the color coded dragons
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also i don't think we talk about this enough, i always remember this episode wrong and think the arcade was magic in some way or something but no garnet was just such a FUCKING GAMER she ignored the cries of help from her family outside so she could get a new high score what a queen
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guhhhim busy you get doodle ofthe not-there-rrator
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just because someone is your favorite character doesnt mean theyd have the same moral alignment as you. wheatley from portal wouldnt say "my pronouns are he/him, thank you for asking!" hed say "what uhh. what does that mean. um. you mean the nouns im most "pro" at is that what youre saying? i like to think im pretty pro,, at all nouns really. umm lets see... apple, kazoo, bubble, happy, door, umm... cake. not too fond of cake really i think its alright but. not my Favorite. if it were up to me though id eat a whole cake in one sitting. if i were a human. not a human, clearly. also not sure if id, know what cake even tastes like. if i tried it. no tastebuds. no Mouth... no. hole. anywhere on my body. haha um,, well anyways id. id say im pretty Pro Nouns. dont see why anyone wouldnt be... what? you mean what i Go By? what do you. ohhhh. ummm. the male ones. the male pronouns. if i can remember what they are... definitely the ones for guys. manly men. like me. pretty sure im a man,,," and you need to accept this
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COMING OUT OF HIDING AGAIN FOR THE LAST TIME I SWEAR BUT THEY JSUT ANNOUNCED A FREAKING STEVEN UNIVERSE SPINOFF HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET ABOUT THIS
#holy mother of rock its happening#my first fandom gets new material in like 5 years oh joy#Also ian jq's working on it YAY YIPPEE#incoherent ramblings
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mko you're so cool please don't go bald
painted myself a pretty picture

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What the flock?! such smart names!
Science should let more cartoonists name things. That how we got the thagomizer and the Rube Goldberg machines. Anyways! SHERLOCK CROWMES!!!!!
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YOUR FINALS!!!! what are you doing online 🤨
freezes like a robber in a spotlight. OH NO IVE BEEN CAUGHT.
#“it was sunday!!!” i scream as im dragged away#srsly tho moot thank u for keeping me sane and responsible👍everyone if i return please bash me to hell and back#incoherent ramblings
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i feel the need to say that i absolutely love kris to bits did i mention that
#also susie but i think that should be fairly obvious. also ralsei. and lancer. and birdly. and tenna. and. sorry.#(steven voice) uhh i like everyone#incoherent ramblings
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Fun fact, to calm a person, just do something random.
Thank you Susie.
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KISS THE MY ASS 🔥
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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact
#callback to my last presentation in middle school#teacher told me i was very confident (it was sass. my classmates were all morons)
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