This is the blog of a person with no life that has witty and and strange ideas. Many of these random thoughts are just meant to be funny. I'm nonbinary, I'm fine with whatever pronouns for me outside of "it", autocorrosexual/ace. I'm actually 28, now.
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#special grains to help my horse digest food better so it may run faster easier#(I bought fuel a injector cleaner that removes water from the fuel)#when asked why it's in liquid form- the grains are distilled into a tonic or medicine for the horse#it's put in a brightly colored labeled bottle for a reason similar to how brightly colored insects ward off prey:#to stop fools from drinking it.
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This celestial cicada is Charlotte✨💙✨



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tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass
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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...
i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered
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Asking "any questions?" to a group of 3-9 year olds is showing me that there is a wide range of when kids figure out what a question is.
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Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool
i am going to eat my own entire skin
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If we're mutuals, feel free to chase after all the items needed to summon me only to realize you need the dlc to obtain me as an ally.
if we’re mutuals feel free to use me as a powerful summon during a tough battle
#sorry mutuals#v_v can't come out to assist in your time of need#developers said I- a medeocre summon at best- had to be locked behind payed content#i hate it too
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i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe
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at times when the world's wretchedness threatens to overwhelm, i remind myself firmly that despite all else, it is within my power to go to the chinese grocery store frozen section and buy an utterly enormous bag of dumplings. and that helps
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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?
would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day
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"if you will EVER discontinue this fanfic series, I WILL KILL MYSELF because I love it so muchhh. I check every hour for updates PLEASE WRITE AT LEAST 3 MORE ENTRIES TO THIS SERIES" is not the compliment you think it is
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While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”
And then I Remembered.
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take your bra back off boy we just solved a murder
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