Crawling back into my cozy bed of ashes, to decay with the rest of you
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.
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I love Tumblr blogs because there's just a random frightening ghoul that says nothing yet we all love them
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i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.
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“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser
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was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast
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gocery storre 3 unlimited suffering edition
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why are british people always so mad when people make jokes about their accents. sorry you say yewchube. it’s funny though innit
#im sorry is the school shootings jokes country upset we made fun of their accents?#go fuck yourself about it lmfao
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tumblr stop recommending me unrebloggable posts. Do you know how sad I got cuz I realized I couldn't reblog this

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legit nothing funnier than explaining the plot of dracula to a friend who only knows of dracula through cultural knowledge and is not prepared for how absolutely insane dracula actually is
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taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .
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New Pope will be replacing all Cardinals with Cubs because he does not support St. Louis baseball
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are you eating poisons? deadly poisons? and youe didnt share? can i have some of your poisons. Can i have some of your deadly poisons
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