techno-trashcan

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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

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i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

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I'M. SO. HAPPY. FOR. YOU. CANADA.

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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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what often gets me is that you really don’t have to make shit up to criticize israel truthfully and effectively. the israeli government has done plenty heinous shit to criticize throughout its existence. instead you often see conspiratorial statements like, “spotify released this year’s wrapped to distract everyone from israel” or “israel caused the LA fires” or somewhat recently “the groupchat whistleblower left the groupchat to make sure america bombed yemen because he’s an evil zionist” . hello! these statements are not only antisemitic, but also not how anything on this entire earth works.

this is when antizionism becomes antisemitism: all three statements reinforce the millennia-old belief that jews secretly control all world events and are otherwise deceitful evildoers with bad intentions always. ask yourself who exactly these conspiracy theories are benefitting and why it’s not real-life palestinians. and perhaps fucking refrain from sharing unverified information. that’s one (1) small way you can stop yourself from contributing to the rise of antisemitism in the world today! thanks ever so much

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TED LASSO 2.10 No Weddings and a Funeral

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I swear the received wisdom we're developing about how to clock AI authorship is going to end up doing more harm than good. "Generative language models don't remember what they've written before, so plot holes in fanfic are a red flag that the author is using AI" yeah, and you know who else doesn't remember what they wrote last chapter?

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it's gotta be great to be a like casually worshipper of an apocalyptic god of destruction and evil. like every time something awful happens you can just chalk it up as another win for lord blooddeath and smile a little

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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

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they should hold 4 versions of every olympic event in this order to witness the full breadth of human capabilities:

primary schoolers

random nonathletic adults

olympians

olympians roided and doped up to the max

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“you couldn’t make this movie today” not because of cancel culture but because big studios aren’t willing to take risks on cool fun new ideas instead of adaptation number 7,000

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the wretched fujo electrician

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day 1 discord dms with a mutual: hahha yeah i hope im not bothering you! look at this silly picture haha reminds me of that one guy

day 563 discord dms with a mutual: I accidentally lit .my entire fucking marshmallow on fire when i was roasting it on the stove

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You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

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The fucking. Team magma branded vending machine. I'd like one evil soda please