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I’ve just started listening to the McElroys podcast (My Brother, My Brother, and Me), and this little clip has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in a podcast. something about it instantly broke me..

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This is it this is my favorite video in the whole wide world

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@slimetony randy your hungary cinnamon bread

i am Distressed

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where the pic of the hot girl on the staircase with the naked little gremlin boy hot on her trail

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this dude confused his life for metal gear solid 5

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hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

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This is what I do on snapchat :(

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sucks fr the people genetically disposed to think cilantro taste like soap. god really left u behind there i am sorry

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Ready for christmas

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Little kids recreating “Honor to Us All”. It is the cutest thing you’ll see today! THEY DO THE GRANDMA!

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every time. every time I say I can’t stand tomatoes someone emerges from the mist to offer me an heirloom cherry tomato from their garden. “It’s good. It’s sweet. You’ll like it,” they wail and wail. my attempts to deflect them with no thank yous and jokes about them being close relatives of deadly nightshade to no avail. they continue to attempt o force the round orbs upon me. I give in to their plea and take a bite. “It’s ok I guess,” I whimper as my eyes water and I struggle not to gag on the sour, mushy, hell fruit.

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Are we gonna ignore how they spelled Gwen Stefani wrong not once but both times?

this is literally my favourite tattoo in the world. I wanna know what they added.

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