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dream smp boys react to you having a tapeworm

dream: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm….

george: DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sapnap: *goes yandere* i-i’m the only one allowed in your guts!!!!!!!!

tommy: tch… thats so fucking unepic. we’re through [y/n]. you lose the internet. kek.

skeppy: you werent suppose to know about that. *slaps you around*

fundy: this is such a pain in the ass.

badboy: *halo*

ponk: umm……… okay

quackity: *slurps the tapeworm out of your mouth and into his stomach* mmm!! yummy snack. thanks [y/n]

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so he admitted it, if he hadnt talked with Jack, he would've lied about the rumours

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"I think my framing was poor- for this section" i think based off of dreams arguments he could say this about every section of his video

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ohhh 9/11...

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Mark your calendars! DoubleHearted-vember is coming!!

To celebrate the 1 year anniversary of Double-Hearted (DDVAU) on November 4th, a group of us fans have put together a drawing/writing prompt list for the whole month of November!

What is Double-Hearted (DDVAU)?

Double-Hearted is a comic created by Doody (@kitsuneisi) and Maruu (@xmaruu11) based off of Hermitcraft and the Life Series. It follows the adventures and misadventures of Scar and Grian as they navigate their double lives—one as the beloved celebrity hero Hotguy, the other as popular vigilante Cuteguy, both unaware they're coworkers at the same university.

Where can I read it?

Here’s a link to the masterpost!

Who are the awesome people who made this list?

That would be @rebelrenee36 (me!!), @liloinkoink, @kowore, @deedolldrawz, and @anpanbun

Can I start working on it now?

Of course! We wanted to give plenty of time so people can start preparing now to help avoid burnout. Feel free to participate as much or as little as you’d like as well. Late uploads are also a-okay!

What if I'm not an artist?

We tried our best to make most of the prompts writer-friendly as well with the exceptions of Day 22 and Day 30, but feel free to use those as two more free days instead!

What's up with the bonus Day?

At the request of Maruu themself, we've added a bonus day at the very beginning for the first completed arc of Double-Hearted! Since the Mother Spore arc takes place on October 31st, it’s only fitting.

What if I have more questions?

Feel free to send me an ask and I can answer any questions, offer suggestions, or link any other resources!

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What did skydoesmincraft do? I haven’t kept up with old age mc much but I looked at your pinned and was curious because I couldn’t find much looking through his tag on your page

Deleted all my possitive posts about them, but its weird if you didn't see my main long post on it.

they're a wife abuser animal abuser negligent towards their child cheated on their pregnant fiance beat their pregnant fiance sexually harrased people in front of their fiance, basically lied for a few years about having full custody of their son and also was a shitty boss who fucked over employees, manipulated them, turned them against each other,

and hosted and supported someone who ended up a CONVICTED pedophile, who he knew for a fact was skyping underage fans beforehand.

other small things included having underaged workers, and general shittiness that every single person who ever publiclly associated with him could agree on.

practically every "friend", worker, and collaborator who's spoken with them for the last decade ALL say they were *afraid of them* and think they're a bad person.

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And the discord is OPEN, and artist creation has begun! What has begun, you ask? MCYTBLR Aufest is a Reverse Big Bang, where artists have a month to make an art piece, and then writers have two months to make a fic (5k minimum) inspired by the art. And then we all post all at once, in a big BANG of content.

Open to all of MCYTBLR, whether your smp is still airing or has been done for a while. Dedicated ctommy artist? Come, join us! Really into vitalasubzam? You are welcome! Witchcraft Cleo and Scott is just very important to you? Come on down and tell us! Art is the only way to express your feelings about the etho+gem combination? You're not washed up, you're welcome at the aufest. Need to spread your Ianite agenda? Have you considered doing so through an art plus fic combo? Wake up and go to sleep dreaming of Bagina? We welcome you to come art at us about it.

And the content rule is just that it has to be an au— what kind of au? Sky's the limit. Fantasy AU, Mecha AU, Miraculous Ladybug AU, High School Theatre Production, Lighthouse Horror, Western, Superhero, Vampire, Daemon, Witcher, Warrior Cats, Minimum Wage, Cyberpunk, Eldritch Abomination, Historical, Hunger Games, Murderbot, Survival Narrative— go absolutely crazy. Celebrate the highlights of the AU, subvert it, nod to canon or go off inventing your own new joys whole-cloth. All we ask is that your piece not be canon compliant. Artist's creation periods start now! We encourage all artists to join the discord during the creation period, and you're also welcome to come hang out if you're a writer or a beta reader! Come and join us! Experience the beauty of aus!

DISCORD HERE

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A minecraft seed that has something deeply wrong with it.

This seed deserves special mention for having (at least) 13 ancient cities within 1,500 blocks of spawn. This is one of those seeds where they're more common than villages.

Right near spawn it becomes apparent that something is...not right about the mountains

at least, when you are confronted with THIS motherfucker unlimited. Note the level of the clouds.

For the uninitiated, terrain can only generate below y level 256. That flat plateau? Is at y=255.

Mountains are supposed to taper into peaks in Minecraft. This mountain looks like it was just chopped off at the height limit.

This whole seed is full of some truly dramatic mountains. This beautiful mountain range, for instance.

I checked out the seed on Chunkbase and found another area where the altitude seemed unexpectedly high, and traveled out there:

This range of stony mountains is by far the most dramatic terrain I have ever found. Like the mountain near spawn, these mountains also have weird flat plateau-like areas at y=254 or so, as if they were suddenly chopped off at the top.

It's almost like the game tried to create a much, much higher mountain, but was stopped by the height limit for terrain generation.

That's weird enough, but it doesn't really get creepy until you go underground.

This is underneath the mountains near spawn. That sculk growth is an expected thing to find under mountains, where the Deep Dark biome generates...but something's off here.

The Deep Dark biome is supposed to generate below y level 0, waaaaay way deep underground. But this sculk is all the way up at y=106.

That's not only over 100 blocks higher up than it's supposed to be, it's above the normal level of the ground! The surface in low lying areas in Minecraft tends to be around y=65-80!

The same weird thing is happening underneath the stony mountain range. The sculk growth has climbed far above sea level, when it's not supposed to do that.

Weird...

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homophobic/transphobic hermitcraft fans are crazy wym. how'd that happen. why are you here.

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[image ID: Hermitcraft X Gamer's Outreach Charity Stream & Auction, April 6/7 at 11 AM ET. A number of other time zones are listed as well (1 AM AEST, 5 PM EET, 4 PM CET, 4 PM BST, 12 AM BRT, 11 AM ET, 10 AM CT, 8 AM PT). /end ID]

START SPREADING THE NEWS! a new hermitcraft charity stream, this time also a charity auction... i wonder what will be for sale.

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[image ID: Hermitcraft X Gamer's Outreach Charity Stream & Auction, April 6/7 at 11 AM ET. A number of other time zones are listed as well (1 AM AEST, 5 PM EET, 4 PM CET, 4 PM BST, 12 AM BRT, 11 AM ET, 10 AM CT, 8 AM PT). /end ID]

START SPREADING THE NEWS! a new hermitcraft charity stream, this time also a charity auction... i wonder what will be for sale.

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[image ID: Hermitcraft X Gamer's Outreach Charity Stream & Auction, April 6/7 at 11 AM ET. A number of other time zones are listed as well (1 AM AEST, 5 PM EET, 4 PM CET, 4 PM BST, 12 AM BRT, 11 AM ET, 10 AM CT, 8 AM PT). /end ID]

START SPREADING THE NEWS! a new hermitcraft charity stream, this time also a charity auction... i wonder what will be for sale.

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if you still support wilbur soot after both shubble and alice's stories, you cannot claim that you support victims. You dont support victims. Two victims came forward with proof of knowing Wilbur, most of his former friends and content creators came forward against him, if you still support him despite all of this, despite the fact that it came forward that he sexually assaulted someone, YOU cannot say you support victims. Because you don't support victims. Fuck you if you still support Wilbur Soot. Anyone whose on the white boy rapist defense team can block me and go step on a rusty needle.

SUPPORT SHELBY SHUBBLE. SUPPORT ALICE. SUPPORT VICTIMS. AND FUCK YOU, WILLIAM GOLD.

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dream x onceler hot sexy fanfiction

dream loved the onceler. he loved the onceler because the onceler was green, and dream was also green. (dream is very sexually attracted to green things, like balloons, and the onceler, and trees) (but he is not actually attracted to trees because the onceler hates trees)

the onceler is capitalist scum! but its okay because dream is also capitalist scum :) together they hoard the wealth of the people and ruin the environment for the sake of money like us dollars and schlattcoin

one day while they were walking around the park which is not actually the park anymore (because the onceler chopped down all the trees) and dream said “wow i love the color green” and the onceler being green said “i know“

and the onceler chopped down all the trees because he knows dream likes the color green and the trees are competition for dreams love and the onceler wants to marry dream and if there are trees dream will not be able to resist them and the onceler and dream will get divorced and dream will take all of the oncelers money if they get divorced

sap nap, who is dreams hoe, spits on the onceler. dream says “NOO” scandalized by this and punts sap nap across the coffee shop with his very strong legs because he is very buff and they are in a coffee shop now

and the waiter asked what dream wanted and the onceler pulled out a huge just very very large stack of cash and asked for the whole building. and the waiter didn’t know what to do so they bought the building. now they run the coffee shop together and they have three beautiful children who are all green because the onceler and dream are both green

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Sbi React to your computer having a tapeworm

Wilbur Soot

Wilbur: Girl are you a virus cus’ my firewall is blocking me off from your divine beuty  *eats sand near [y/n]’s twitch prime*

Tommyinit

Tommy: That’s so unppeic [y/n]. I thought you were bromies but turns out you are a nobodie. Yeah. Yeah. Worms are for beta males unlike me the supreme alpha alpha alpha male. Yeah. Yeah. Cringe. Crine Cri about it for I have all the wifes.

Philza

Philza: No..the memories… I don’t have the strength to do this [y/n]..hold me…please..

Technoblade

Techno: Tapeworms are a social construct created by the governments to keep us in line. Don’t believe them [y/n].

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i don’t have anything to add to this i brought it upon myself by making that joke

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short history of kinnie/imposter/impersonator blogs for yall who dont know about em

tubblr: the og. tubbo. they lasted for like 8? 12? something hours. early september, back when tubbo first hinted he uses tumblr

velvetiscake: redvelvet!! ants boyfriend!! an icon. lasted like 16 hours. like a week after tubblr

quack-ity: quackity. went on for 22 hours i think?? late late october. this was me. very interesting halloween night i had doing this

zonebur: wilbur. got the record at 26 hours. still made they beat me. early november. the last actually good kinnie blog

and after that it was all kinda trash. people stopped caring. there are a few that have been running for months now but its meh. lots of fun sending cursed asks and copypastas. there were also some wild satire rp blogs fashioned after tubblr (innitblr, philblr, sootblr, etc) dunno what happened to em. rip