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She just can't stay away can't she? She didn't watch the og series she didn't watch the movie and she didn't watch future, all she did was say Steven universe was bad and parrot bad takes she found online, and don't get me started with her takes on fusion
We cannot let her TOUCH this show, she's done enough damage

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The plot of Metroid Dread really leans on Raven Beak's dickery to convince the player that all the bad stuff is the Mawkin's fault, and not think too hard about the fact that it also establishes that the Thoha have a standard protocol for "what if one of our science experiments escapes and subsumes the entire planetary ecosystem?" Like, yeah, it's pretty funny that we now have a canonical answer for why planets in the Metroid-verse are so weirdly flammable, but why do you have a standard protocol for that in the first place?
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she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.
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Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.
> High score! What happened? Did i break it?
> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..
Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.
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you know what the funniest part of cumplane relationship to me is? that airplane remembers sy’s Internet handle. because airplane, at the point he realizes sy is a transmigrator, has been dead in his own world for decades. he hasn’t seen a computer in decades and so it would have been very normal for him to have forgotten many Internet handles. Heck, this guy probably does not even remember his own damn password. Again, very normal considering everything.
So like, what level of insane dickriding did Shen Yuan do to CEMENT his Internet handle onto airplane’s brain is beyond me but it sure makes me giggle harder the more I think about it
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Teshin: you're gonna need more help than those swords.
Drifter: out of my way old man im boutta escape this hellhole.
Orowrym: 🔥
Drifter: hop... hopital....
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> ''wally is weak to love'' wrong. hide the ibuprofen. do not reupload
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