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Teshin: you're gonna need more help than those swords.

Drifter: out of my way old man im boutta escape this hellhole.

Orowrym: 🔥

Drifter: hop... hopital....

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> ''wally is weak to love'' wrong. hide the ibuprofen. do not reupload

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IM CRYING THEY ACTUALLY DID THAT😭

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i think they should have a bake off (feixiao and phainon judge)

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happy pride month to warframe players specifically

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Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

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grandpa i'm so sorry

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grandpa i read your notes and my only conclusion is

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Men will literally study Paracelsus, translate 1600s alchemical texts and distill potions for melancholy before going to therapy

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I think we need to discuss what The Hex looks like from The Scaldra side given they have no clue of anything regarding Warframes.

January 12th 1999, Viktor Vodyanoi is baffled that 50+ new members joined The Hex litterally overnight.

He has no idea which of them, if any, are the Drifter Nightingale keeps talking to on the coms.

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YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE CURRENTS OF LOVE

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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

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> ''wally is weak to love'' wrong. hide the ibuprofen. do not reupload

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Being in the Gravity Falls and Warframe fandom is so funny rn because they're so tonally different and yet... they now both have clone boy bands run by greedy bastards and the latter just strongly hinted at some kind of failed situationship between the Man in the Wall and either the Infestation or Albrecht Entrati or both (in the form of a "breakup song" from a boy band no less).

Like, if I had a nickel for every time in 2024 that an egotistical, overly ambitious scientist with non-existent social skills, a deeply dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, and a queer relationship with his traumatized assistant got into a disastrous situationship with a deific eldritch abomination who makes deals and warps reality but needs human tech to get his goals accomplished... I'd have two nickels but it sure is weird it happened twice!

(I have utterly no basis for this but I also like the idea of Ballas and Erra getting Theraprism'd. And Margulis works at the Theraprism in her afterlife-- she's the most competent therapist there, actually. But she refuses to work with Ballas and it kills him inside because, like, she fucking works with ERRA THE FUCKING TRAITOR SENTIENT and not HIM! Erra's spine is fucking jello how can she prefer him to a real dedicated manly man leader like Ballas.

She still misses Ballas, of course, but her aim is getting better.)