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in honor of phineas and ferb coming back can you imagine being a disney investor in the early 2000s watching some guys' storyboard pitch and you're like "oh this seems funny and cute but also relatively normal for a children's television show" and then this happens without warning

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I think we should have a second pride month in November for gay people who prefer cold weather

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Europe (yur·uhp) is an exotic peninsula in the extreme westernmost reaches of Asia with many fascinating cultures and landscapes and home to many of the world's last remaining feudal kingdoms, offering a glimpse back into a more simplistic way of living.

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Browsing horror on Tubi is also fun because once in awhile you come across a combination of words like "Psycho Santa 2" which forces you to recognize that whatever Psycho Santa is, it was worth making two of them. Also, every Amityville movie ever. You will never watch every Amityville.

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Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

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please look at the name of this drink i saw at a boba place the other day

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this ai generated origami tutorial is sending me

I don't know what's funnier, the complete nonsense folds or the fact that one step is just. pair of scissors. famously not used in origami.

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theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

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Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

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Calling all Brits on this hellsite.

We all saw Elon Musk do the nazi salute at the Trump inauguration. We know that he is influencing and fanning the flames of right wing political parties.

And that very well may include ours.

Because Elon Musk has pledged to donate $100 million to the Reform party. He has since mentioned that it might be hard to give such a large sum now.

But I don’t think we should take our chances. And I think we can agree that letting billionaires influence our countries politics is a terrible idea.

If you also agree here’s a link to a Parliament petition.

It calls for the government to remove loopholes that allow wealthy foreign individuals to make donations into UK political parties (e.g. by funnelling through UK registered companies).

As it is a parliament petition the government are required to debate it in parliament. But for that to happen it needs to reach 100,000 signatures.

Non British folk I’m afraid you guys can’t sign but I encourage you guys to reblog so that more people can see this.

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The house we rent is older, and the heating is a mystic art that my betrothed cannot master. There’s 3 dials total to control the temperature of the downstairs and each room upstairs. I think of them more like tuning forks than dials, though.

There’s technically numbers on them, but they don’t correlate to any known measurement of temperature. The smallest tweak of even a millimeter can mean up to ten degrees change in temperature.

Additionally, the three rooms are a delicate ecosystem as the heat travels around the house. If one room is too cold it’s not as easy as just turning up that rooms dial, all three need minute adjustments to regulate the overall temperature.

Each spring I turn all the dials off as the weather warms up, and each fall I synchronize the finicky things into a cohesive livable temperature.

At no point in the year can I trust my betrothed to touch the dials. This arcane magic is baffling to them and their turns are always too far one way or another and require time consuming fixes. They try to listen for the system clicking on or off and get confused.

A couple weeks ago they asked me to turn it down because their room was too warm, and I’ve been finagling the balance between the two upstairs rooms since, with my room being slightly too chilly even with incremental adjustments.

Then tonight they mentioned that their room is a bit cold. The weather has dipped down after some warmth. They offered to adjust it but I just kissed them and got up. I am the master of the heaters. They do not obey my betrotheds attempts to meddle and they suffer me with contempt, but I will wrangle a habitable temperature from them yet.

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what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

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hear me out wheel

step 1: spin the wheel step 2:

i left out a LOT of characters i found way too conveniently attractive on this one. have fun