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nothing remains of my great empire

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Hey guys sorry I’ve been gone I’m mostly still on Twitter. Sorry. My @ is @TechnoPosting, but if you want more general shitposts, follow @Skelbton

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They’re all so talented

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Yeah well the problem is they’re double the size of a drilldozer.

ᴬⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵐᵃˡˡᵉˢᵗ ᵍᵘⁿˢ, ᴵ’ᵛᵉ ᵃˡᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵃᶦⁿ ʷᵉᵃᵖᵒⁿˢ ᵒⁿˡᶦⁿᵉ…

so i found the main gun control system, and i've replaced the archaic ass guns on this hulk with some really good quality Tungsten-Carbide sabot autocannons, and i just DESTROYED an asteroid. like it's swiss cheese and it's then dust. but.. this thing has LK-9.8c 2800 Engines, this thing has the fastest production sublight engines, and the drive is the fastest production drive. dear god.

Wow… that’s insane… we could use something like that on the glyphids…

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i blew up a computer because i wanted to

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hexagon shaped man: oh boy this puzzle sure is HEXING

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is cereal a soup

HEY SHITASS

How can I help you, ma'am?

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skeletons stay away lest they be made into my servants

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me when the junior technocrat tries to tell me how to open the temporal portal to the cyberworld

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big robot? rust spell go!!!

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women? fake

girls? fake

bad bitches? Real

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forgot the non augmented couldn’t go thru the microwave decontaminator lmao #RIPBOZO #🍃PACKWATCH

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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

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Here’s some planes I think are cool

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Rule 3: goncharov is the best movie and we’ve all seen it

to everybody whos joining tumblr rn lemme go over the rules for you

Rule 1: kill this man on sight

Rule 2: no outside food

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I’m an adult but I still make the plane sounds when I have a model plane