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            I   WENT   THROUGH   PUBERTY   TWICE....   FOR   THIS   ?!

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ISN'T THAT SWEET. I HATE SWEET !

independent & selective roleplay for penny lent from disney’s sky high. written by courtney

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I've got five hours left of my shift but uh ??? consider this a starter call to get the ball rolling!

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i’m so mad i have to work three back-to-back doubles this weekend bc i have so many thoughts on gwen and ideas for a redemption arc and metas between her first time at sky high vs. her second, and so on and so forth

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this post includes dialogue spoilers for  DEADPOOL 2.  you’ve been warned.

           feel free to change pronouns / wording !

❝ what a dick ! ❞

❝ i took a catnap on twelve hundred gallons of high test fuel. ❞

❝ i’m gonna touch them all over. ❞

❝ i don’t speak cantonese. ❞

❝ i don’t bargain, pumpkin fucker. ❞

❝ do not go in there ! ❞

❝ oh god ! time out, time out ! ❞

❝ too exotic ? ❞

❝ i got blood right in my open eye ! ❞

❝ i’m so glad i left the kiddos at home. ❞

❝ that babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now. ❞

❝ every good family film starts with a vicious murder, bambi, the lion king, saw seven. ❞

❝ listen, confidence isn’t something you have it’s something you create. ❞

❝ start the fucking car ! ❞

❝ i shit my pants. ❞

❝ i want to belong to something. ❞

❝ i want to become a contract killer. ❞

❝ i can’t wait to never speak of this. ❞

❝ oh, well that’s - that’s just the most beautiful thing i’ve ever - i don’t know what this is. ❞

❝ can you hear me ? ❞

❝ kids, they give a chance to be better than we are, better than we used to be. ❞

❝ you are a lot smarter than i look. ❞

❝ thank god i didn’t have t’ use the cream cheese speader. ❞

❝ go home, you’ve been here for three days. ❞

❝ you know what FINE stands for ? fucked up, insecure, needy and emotional. ❞

❝ don’t you know how t’ knock ? ❞

❝ i thought you saw me with your ears. ❞

❝ can’t really live ‘til we’ve died a little. ❞ 

❝ what in the fuck knuckles is this ? ❞

❝ should’ve brought my rape whistle. ❞

❝ first off, i’m not even a virgin. ❞

❝ you always make it hard. ❞

❝ like beyoncé says, please, please stop cheating on me. ❞

❝ come quietly, or there will be trouble. ❞

❝ put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head, now ! ❞

❝ rules are meant to be broken. ❞ 

❝ those guys hurt you ? ❞

❝ i fight for what’s right. ❞

❝ you’re so dark ! are you sure you’re not from the dc universe ? ❞

❝ we need a secret code. ❞

❝ am i gettin’ catfished here or ? ❞

❝ isn’t that a little derivative ? ❞

❝ you’ve been chosen by a higher power. ❞

❝ never underestimate a man with a moustache. ❞

❝ he’s going in through the back ! oh god, he’s inside ! ❞

❝ i’d ask who you are but you’ll be dead in a second. ❞

❝ ooh. somebody knows … karate. ❞

❝ something is so terribly, terribly wrong. ❞

❝ i should’ve worn my white pants. ❞ 

❝ i’m gonna rip you in half now. ❞

❝ you’re not the revenge type. ❞

❝ wha’d’ you want me t’ say, huh ? ❞

❝ what’s ________ got that i don’t have ? ❞

❝ all i told him was everything he wanted to know. ❞

❝ is this apartment listed on tinder ? grindr ? ❞

❝ well, that’s just lazy writing. ❞ 

❝ you remind me of my wife. ❞

❝ so what’s it gonna be, handsome ? ❞

❝ and that, is why you never eat a raw starfish. it’s just common sense. ❞

❝ i will bathe in the blood of your enemies. ❞

❝ boom ! spoiler alert. ❞

❝ i’m a grower, not a shower. ❞

❝ you should never meet your heroes because honestly, he’s a bit of a dick. ❞

❝ i don’t deserve your friendship, or your help. ❞

❝ damn it feels good t’ be a gangster ! ❞

❝ it’s not a great analogy. ❞

❝ i told you i care about you. ❞

❝ i don’t wanna die without an audience. ❞

❝ is there a knife in my dick ? ❞

❝ what the fuck is dubstep ? ❞

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gwen could easily win in save the citizen on the sole basis of her controlling technology/machinery with her mind

as a hero, she can stop the citizen from being lowered into that spinning death trap/stop the death trap

as a villain? kick that ish into overdrive, baby

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I feel horrible for Gwen Greyson and I’m actually super happy that she was pacified so that she would have the chance to realize her full potential. In the 70s and 80s, a technology superpower was completely useless. There were no computers and no one really understood technology yet.

But bringing her to the 2000s, she’s the most dangerous person on the planet. 

You go,Gwen Greyson. You do you, boo boo.

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who’s gonna come thru and make a stitches blog

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gwen grayson would’ve 100% been a better evil parent than thanos that’s a fact

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small tag drop, more to come later !

#`   ⚡   .   *   ROYAL  PAIN  IS  ME     ›     gwen  grayson     . #`   ⚡   .   *   THE  LIFE  I’VE  HAD  COULD  MAKE  A  GOOD  MAN  BAD     ›     aes     . #`   ⚡   .   *   EVERYBODY  WANTS  TO  RULE  THE  WORLD     ›     introspection     . #`   ⚡   .   *   CHARACTER  STUDY     ›     headcanon     . #`   ⚡   .   *   CALL  ME  ON  THE  LINE     ›     prompt     . #`   ⚡   .   *   ACTING  ON  YOUR  BEST  BEHAVIOR     ›     prose     .

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the thing that fucks me up the most about sky high is how they have separate lunch menus for heroes and sidekicks like

how classist can this school get

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im working on tags but uh like this for gwen to hop in ur asks and be obnoxious in some form or another

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this blog is severely under construction but uh basic rules for the time being

be kind

don’t rush me for replies

this is gonna be a semi-active/low activity blog

no force shipping

psd is by polarizerps

that’s rly it for now god bless!