me n dane on greek row on a saturday night
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that unironically sounds like a good nite to me lmao
i cant hunt sorority alley because those white girls will put a sweater on me. or worse.
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makin direct eye contact w my prof who Def think there is more than coffee in my thermos
(tbf hes rite but he doesnt need 2 kno that lol)
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idk i think some of those girls mite be into it tbh ive gone to a few sorority parties (not rly my scene but a bash is a bash yko?) and i lowkey think they might b a cult
i cant hunt sorority alley because those white girls will put a sweater on me. or worse.
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o sure i get the lecture on ‘ethics in stem’ 4 askin leadin questions abt whether or not u could make a gelatinous cube like in dnd irl but the frat bro who keeps askin outrite if shits an aphrodisiac is fine i see how it is
god forbid women* do anything amirite
*do not call me a woman unless u r willin to face the consequences
(the consequences r bein fed to the cube)
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we gotta get him cursed amazon garf
im gonna start buying some of those fucked up looking toys for the baby and see what he does about it.
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saw a dude pour red bull in2 his mini wheats in lab today
mite have 2 have him taken out for the good of society tbh
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abapically:
very true. are there options you are considering more than others?
you may call me lil. a pleasure.
idk rly im new to the whole nonhuman creatures thing after findin out recently my college party bestie is in fact a bloodsuckin monster lmao
thankfully this was not exactly a shock due 2 me bein predisposed to believe weird horseshit due to aforementioned ‘mad scientist bitch in trainin’ bit
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i hear you despair upon your status as a human being? luckily this is a condition that is fixable.
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floramodus:
oh alot! ive tried drawing diagrams in the past but basically imagine a canine skull and jaw and the arrangement and that trying to super impose themselves onto the the small span of a human jaw
itd be better if i could have pain meds other than hippy bullshit
yikes bro! that sounds awful tbh like my wisdom teeth came in wrong n even that shit blew i cant imagine more teeth than im supposed to have in my jaw idt human bone is meant 4 that
could b worse tho ur tooth dna could b bein overridden by shark teeth can u imagine?? nitemare fuel tbh
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i mean now that i kno there r OPTIONS i just think it would b silly not to consider them u know???
anywhoodle im xan hiya
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i hear you despair upon your status as a human being? luckily this is a condition that is fixable.
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floramodus:
technowizardbitch:
can… can i ask y ur teeth Do This
do i know the scientific reason specifically why? no clue. the overarcing theory though is becoming god and also part dog makes your body decide to play funny little pranks!
thats fucked up bro
kinda cool tho ngl? soz if its like uncomfy tho
like does it make ur jaw hurt???
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can... can i ask y ur teeth Do This
@floramodus how many teeth do u Have exactly
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