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Ironically, hard light is bad for recording sexy time.

It will highlight every pore, every vein, every wrinkle on your nutsack.

One day I will end this ring light fad. It is my ultimate side quest.

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So do the Uma musume have human rights or

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i dont respect america or agree with pretty much any of its international policies but i do acknowledge the necessity of its existence for the consistent production of yeehaw cowgirl anime girls with huge tits for non-americans like me to enjoy

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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im.like the imverse of straight dudes that says "whatever makes my dick hard is a woman" im a lesbian but if I see a catty twink i want to fuck that thing like a dirty rag until hes sniffling with a tummy ache and if someone says "but youre a lesbian?" ill pause and gesture at the situation with "I don't see your point?" and then throw my twink in the dishwasher

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actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children

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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

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it sucks that the backrooms and by extent liminal spaces turned out the way they did in popular culture. i love dreamy places not because they're full of Scary Screatures or whatever but because they're fun and interesting and cool and a perfect place for a girl like me to lay her eggs

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not the first person to say it but it is insanely funny to make a gacha about an infamous money pit like horse racing

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do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you

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going

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Elden Ring Nightreign fan art. Making pizza together🍕 Idea from chiaki_oak815 in twitter, thank you!

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Weak piece of shit shiba inu captioned Silksong Fans

Big strong muscle shiba inu captioned Katana ZERO Fans