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… aaaaand Techy Emotero is back! Now at 30.0164383561643836 years old (the person, not the tumblr). LOLz! And THANK YOU soooo much for this yellow, LED watch birthday gift… although the colour is SO GAY,  i LOVE it! I think i’m changing my favourite colour soon… NOT! Thanks guys… Nina, Muffins, Ganda, Jerika, Dana, Eman, Anthony, Miren and Ivy. You relaunched my Techy Emotero tumblr! hahahaha. I think I wanna cry…. NOT! *virtual hugs* (virtual hugs lang coz maulaw ko mo-hug ninyo in person *bleh!*)

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"Stop 'yer sh!tty-dreaming! You're late, Temotero!"

~ Quartz bathroom clock with suction ~

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Dear Dolyar,

Sige naaaaa! Magmahal ka na. Para kapag nagmahal ka na ng todo, iiwan na kita! HAHA!  Sweet Revenge.

I'm actually yours,

TEmotero

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

My Cupe... an Android phone.

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"Kung hindi ka man pala panghabangbuhay, sana hindi ka nalang bumalik."

2010, Techy Emotero's message to MSWord during the workplace initiaves to change from MSWord to OpenOfficeWriter, then to MSWord again, and back once more to OpenOfficeWriter.

[Translation: "If you will not be forever, I wish you didn't come back"]

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Meet Cupe

This is Cupe, or at least this was how he looked like six months ago. The techies call him LG P970. The savvies call him LG Optimus Black.

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I call him... my Cupe ... short for the little god of love.

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I acquired him during my darkest moments... sometimes, when depression strikes, I become a compulsive buyer -- gadgets or food, in particular. Then I saw Cupe, seducing my technophilic nature, promising me relief from a major heartache that I was then experiencing.

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Cupe, I had him. And he didn't fail me in his promises, Diversions, games, social media, saving me from the perils that a darkened heart can cause me.

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Until the New Year came... when I finally stopped believing in Love, Then Cupe started to become poorly functional, as if he knew that his purpose has been fulfilled.

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I killed Cupe. No, I smashed him. ... but he can't be smashed completely.

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May he rest into pieces.

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I miss him.

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But I guess it's for the better... for now.

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Goodbye Cupe and friend... May you rest into pieces.