teddi-jess
teddi-jess
teddi jess
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Somewhere deep inside my soul there is a basic white girl chained up
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teddi-jess · 7 years ago
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awoo
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teddi-jess · 7 years ago
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“Am I a cat?”
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teddi-jess · 7 years ago
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ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat
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teddi-jess · 7 years ago
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University: the only place that boycotting an exam gets you praise
Prof says he'll grade students on a curve, so they organize a boycott of the exams and all get As
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Johns Hopkins Computer Science prof Professor Peter Fröhlich grades his students on a curve: the highest score on the final gets an A and everyone else is graded accordingly.
Clever students in Fröhlich’s “Intermediate Programming”, “Computer System Fundamentals,” and “Introduction to Programming for Scientists and Engineers” figured out that this meant that if they all boycotted the exam, they’d all get As.
So they organized a boycott, milling around the hall outside the class where the exams were being sat, sternly reminding each other that if no one sat the exam they’d all get straight As, ignoring Fröhlich’s pleas to come and sit the exam.
Fröhlich praised his students’ solidarity: “The students learned that by coming together, they can achieve something that individually they could never have done. At a school that is known (perhaps unjustly) for competitiveness I didn’t expect that reaching such an agreement was possible.”
https://boingboing.net/2018/04/24/hang-together-or-hang-separate-2.html
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teddi-jess · 7 years ago
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Marvel isn’t for girls, sureeeeeeeeee
Please reblog if you enjoy Marvel and you're a woman
I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!
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teddi-jess · 7 years ago
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Augustine was one sexually repressed dude
Augustine being extra in his Confessions
on stealing pears from an orchard as a boy: “It was foul, and I loved it. I loved my fall, not the object for which I had fallen but my fall itself. My depraved soul leaped down from your firmament to ruin.” (ii.9)
on being a teenager: “Clouds of muddy carnal concupiscence filled the air. The bubbling impulses of puberty befogged and obscured my heart so that it could not see the difference between love’s serenity and lust’s darkness. Confusion of the two things boiled within me. It seized hold of my youthful weakness sweeping me through the precipitous rocks of desire to submerge me in a whirlpool of vice.” (ii.2)
on attending public plays: “I loved to suffer and sought out occasions for such suffering.” (iii.4)
on rereading his own early writing: “My opinion was miserable folly…. I did not know what I was talking about.” (iv.24)
on lying to his mom: “I was full of abominable filth.” (v.15)
on learning something uncomfortable about a friend: “I had discovered his fatal passion for the circus.” (vi.11)
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teddi-jess · 7 years ago
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Where do I sign the petition
my pitch for avengers four:
resurrect every character and then kill kevin feige and the russo brothers instead
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teddi-jess · 7 years ago
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Thor logic
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teddi-jess · 7 years ago
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Kicking ass and taking names, Mantis style
My favourite line from Infinity War 2018
Spider-Man: *points at Drax and Mantis* “Uh, what exactly is it that they do?”
Mantis: “Kick names, take ass.”
Tony: *already accepting the death of half the universe*
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Mantis is my spirit animal
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teddi-jess · 7 years ago
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“I was one of the founding members”
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Best of the Infinity War promo 
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teddi-jess · 7 years ago
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i had a moment today while watching a whiny shitlord complain about the injustice of new sci-fi media having more female leads, i suddenly felt the strangest sense of déjà vu. i couldn’t pintpoint it at first but then out of nowhere, it fucking dawned on me
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teddi-jess · 7 years ago
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yeah hey @ Persephone can you pls stop messing with your boy toy and come back I need spring
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teddi-jess · 7 years ago
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HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON
wanton: sexually immodest or promiscuous
wonton: a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines
YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
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teddi-jess · 7 years ago
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As a child, you often daydreamed about a world you invented and you would occasionally write about it. 10 years later, you hear many different voices whispering to you. They are the prayers of the inhabitants of your imaginary world. To them, it has been 1000 years since you abandoned them.
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teddi-jess · 7 years ago
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This Druid is looking fineeeee
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Just a little tease of what I’m working on at the moment! i’m aiming to make the Waelen as varied as the Northlanders and very Irish/Scottish/Celtic inspired.
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teddi-jess · 7 years ago
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A little video we all should take a moment to watch and think about. 
Instead of thinking about what divides us we should think about what we have in common…
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teddi-jess · 7 years ago
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Cuteeeeee
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Art D&D 5e character sheet for fun
Playing in an ‘into the Abyss’ campaign, so what do i do? make this pastel monster. Trickery cleric, they had me at light clones. majority of things that Thistle says is a lie, thistle isn’t even a real name.
Actually a child, who is going to hit a child? so far grey dwarfs, grey dwarfs will hit a child.
subconsciously stole Pearl’s pallet, was wholey unintentional. i swear.
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