"I’M GOING TO MURDER ZACHARIAH GODDAMNED ROOSEVELT AND NO JURY IN THE WORLD WOULD CONVICT ME" ~ IGN Review "fucking hell zach"-Gamespot 9.5/11
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Tumblr was created by web developers David Karp and Marco Arment.
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do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?
a) yes b) a c) b
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me at a party: so who brought brawl
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"911 what’s your emergency?"
"if i was there what would we be doing 😏"
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Bae: babe come over
Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven
Bae: my parents aren't home
Me: I literally just put them in the oven
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I don't see any damn fiddles
This is a picture of Kazuhira Miller’s english voice actor recording lines
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Being my friend is basically signing a contract that you are willing to hear random weird shit at any and all hours of the day
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I DRANK COW TITTY JUICE AND I DIDN'T CUM EVERYWHERE? THIS IS SOME BABY BACK BULLSHIT
A real, actual thing I said just now
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ok now that tumblr is recycling memes by liking them “ironically” my only question is when are we bringing the shoop da whoop meme back
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OKAY TMI WARNING I WAS IN THE SHOWER AND THE BAR OF SOAP SLIPPED AND SHOT OUT OF MY HANDS AND NAILED ME RIGHT IN THE BALLS AND I FELL OVER IN THE TUB AND COULDN’T BREATHE NEVER BELIEVE ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU MEN ARE STRONG WE ARE WEAK WEAK WEAKLINGS AND I NEED HELP
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i put spy’s laugh through the electro house remix on wubmachine
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some general boob-having problems
THE DARTS, THEY DO NOTHING
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"What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie?"
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You nerds with your meaningful relationships and happiness in life. I had a pretty damn hella pastrami sandwich this morning so who's winning now?
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