straight boyfriend of bisexual woman at pride shocks everyone by ordering in fluent faggot
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rip shishka hill you would have loved bottoms and chappell roan. shes not dead her story just takes place in 2020
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They never bring up bisexual boy with lame ass straight girlfriend. what about her
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THINGS YOU REALLY DON’T WANT TO HEAR YOUR LAWYER SAYING
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getting diagnosed with alcoholism because of the scratch marks around my robot girlfriend's usb pussy
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family group chat
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I think if ladies gave me a chance they'd discover that I'm not just an awkward strange guy, but also a highly neurotic basket case whose hangups make him very difficult to deal with in a romantic context
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Guys getting hurt dot com
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the patron saint of worms that died on concrete
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Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style
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ohhhhh. got it
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❓
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think about sibling-centered tragedies too hard and I turn into a mangy dog with rabies
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reaction image
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BRUCE KRELBORN
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Are you single?????
You'll never fix me and I'll never see you as a person.
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DONE
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