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Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

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love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

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I got places to be

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I hope Black girls with anxiety have a good day today.

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I fully understand that it's more useful this way because most people have no intuition for the mass or volume of aerosols, but it's still funny as hell that the nutritional information of non-stick cooking spray is listed in terms of calories per second.

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Utterly Relaxed Leopard

Photographer: Irene Nathanson

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what the fuck is this thing.

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when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that  meant until i met a fucking horse 

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i fucking love reactions in texting apps like discord. theyve revolutionized how i communicate. i can put a bug on your message

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There needs to be an even darker screen brightness option

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Wait, I have something to give you!

[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]

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Opened tumblr in the middle of the grocery store and it loaded my nsfw blog plastering a photo of a man face down ass up for everyone around me to see and then I switched it quickly to my main blog only for it to have a man butt ass nekid putting on thigh high boots girl fuck it I’m nasty and I clearly can’t hide it.fuck.. is that a crime? Okay then…

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we were critiquing character designs in class today, when there was a really good one, and someone turned to the artist, holding their laptop. the screen of which just said "WOULD" in big trackpad-drawn letters

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this is still some of the smoothest stealth combat gameplay i’ve ever seen in a fallout game and this madman is only level 5

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Tonight I am Searching for An Image that May Very Well Change My Life