teejay-kaye
teejay-kaye
uh oh POTC brainrot unlocked
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He/they. 24. Queer & trans. Got my egg cracked by a goddamn youtuber because of course I did. Author, in theory. Factory cog, in practice.
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teejay-kaye · 10 hours ago
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I need to see BDSM haters go on rants about the evils of capsaicin
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teejay-kaye · 11 hours ago
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american leftists seem extremely focused on anti imperialism (good) but rarely- if at all- discuss decolonization in their own fucking country, despite acknowledging that it is a settler colonial state.
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teejay-kaye · 14 hours ago
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this reddit post is so good.
a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.
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teejay-kaye · 14 hours ago
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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen
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teejay-kaye · 14 hours ago
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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teejay-kaye · 14 hours ago
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New Hampshire joined the United States today 237 years ago. Go eat some granite or something.
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teejay-kaye · 14 hours ago
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american gun culture literally has so many people convinced that the plot of Funny Games might happen to them at any time and the only way to prevent it is to vigorously defend their right to murder anybody who steps foot in their home
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teejay-kaye · 14 hours ago
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playing undertale at last after somehow unintentionally avoiding all major spoilers for my entire online life (UT came out two years before I first used social media) and oh my god. this game is crazycool. lifechanging. I kind of want that gay robot
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teejay-kaye · 14 hours ago
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why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?
And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.
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teejay-kaye · 14 hours ago
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rivers and valleys in china
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teejay-kaye · 14 hours ago
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Population per capita in each U.S.A. state.
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teejay-kaye · 14 hours ago
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hey! we thought this might be coming and here it is. and it sucks! mass vaccination is one of our best tools at preventing the spread of COVID. public comment is open until 11:59 PM EDT on the 23rd of May.
you can leave a comment here:
you can leave an anonymous comment, but usually non-anonymous ones do carry more weight.
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teejay-kaye · 14 hours ago
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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be
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teejay-kaye · 20 hours ago
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teejay-kaye · 20 hours ago
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I know I've said it before but every rewatch I do cements this thought further - elijah wood's performance in LOTR is absolutely insane, they really had a character whose name means "wise by experience", hired an 18-year-old to do it, and he delivered so much that not only is it a beautiful and moving role on its own, it's a performance equal to those of the absolute powerhouses he played side by side with like ian holm and ian mckellen. to name just a few
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teejay-kaye · 20 hours ago
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i love this website i just feel at home here you know
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