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this is by far the weirdest vine ever

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hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

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Honestly in all of these stories these poetic white men who somehow end up immortal get so bored and miserable because they just sit in their mansion all day doing whatever it is they need to do in order to sustain their immortality and then they just throw lavish parties and organize orgies or whatever and then they’re like “why am I sad I eat three course meals and have at least one orgy daily what MORE could I POSSIBLY need??”

Like???? Damn go for a walk. Do you even KNOW your neighbors? Get a dog and take it to the park. Set up an elaborate fish tank. Go skiing like you’ve been alive for 200 years and you’ve spent 180 of it in your house looking at paintings and drinking wine with other rich assholes no wonder ur life sucks my man.

Buy a canoe.

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i am not who I was a year ago and that brings me so much peace

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The signs as Sylvia Plath quotes

Aries: “Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously near to wanting nothing.”

Taurus: “Would it be too childish of me to say: I want? But I do want: theater, light, color, paintings, wine and wonder.”

Gemini: “What is my life for and what am I going to do with it? I don’t know and I’m afraid. I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and live all the lives I want.”

Cancer: “How we need another soul to cling to, another body to keep us warm. To rest and trust; to give your soul in confidence: I need this, I need someone to pour myself into.”

Leo: “Frustrated? Yes. Why? Because it is impossible for me to be God—”

Virgo: “What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly promising, and fading out into an indifferent middle-age.”

Libra: “I love people. Everybody. I love them, I think, as a stamp collector loves his collection. Every story, every incident, every bit of conversation is raw material for me.”

Scorpio: “I’m dramatic and sloppily semi-cynical and semi-sentimental.”

Sagittarius: “Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night…”

Capricorn: “Nothing is real except the present, and already, I feel the weight of centuries smothering me.”

Aquarius: “Before I give my body, I must give my thoughts, my mind, my dreams. And you weren’t having any of those.”

Pisces: “It seems to me more than ever that I am a victim of introspection.”

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David Thierree.

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shit memory who dis

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Copy:you

Paste: my bed

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