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"Maybe I'll kill that reporter who does all your interviews. Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent."

This is the most important line in the movie. I'm 100% serious. It tells you everything you need to know about Lex Luthor's character. It shows the audience that, despite being almost omnicognizant from the get-go, Luthor clearly has no fucking idea who Superman is, only what he does.

I've never seen anyone go from All-Knowing Evil to Absolute Fucking Loser so fast. In fifteen words he went from unstoppable criminal powerhouse to flailing manchild moron. He gave his Evil Dictator demonstration and then turned around, dropped his pants and showed his entire ass. He proclaimed his manifesto of unrelenting ego, turned around, slipped on a banana peel and landed on a whoopie cushion.

And he was so mired in his own sense of superiority that he never even knew it.

Lex Luthor, folks. Ten out of ten, no notes.

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this tweet is literally never not on my mind

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if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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Has anyone spit realer fax

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More mighty nein doodle dump. I'm on episode 46 now and the pirate arc has been INCREDIBLE

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most inspiring linkedin post

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Fish Room Bowl (2025)

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ancient friends

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who's that pokemon?

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"hellooo"

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charles: when max was trying to overtake me on fresh tyres, i was just staying in the middle so he would go all the way to the marbles but that didn't change much

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THE DECEMBERISTS?????? fuck me sideways

the bear has such a good fucking soundtrack i’m going crazy

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the bear has such a good fucking soundtrack i’m going crazy

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The whole bad kids crew hyping up Murph and barking while going "YOU KNOW MURPHS GOT THAT ONE IN HIM! MURPH HAS THAT ONE IN HIM!" Then just losing it when he actually gets it? Murph yelling "I RULE AT SUCKING" there is a special place in my heart