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A critical error in calculations regarding a spacecrafts reentry has unfortunately created the worlds first openly pansexual streak of ash in the atmosphere

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Several animals on the endangered species list passed away last night, like most nights

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The "Type 5318008 and turn it upside down" exploit found on all calculators has been patched, no longer works

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blogger obtains long-coveted zero note post: "I just kept talking until I hit upon the shit no one cares about"

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Recent polling shows that freshmen prefer cocoa pebbles, but sophomores and seniors say frosted mini wheats are a better long-term investment

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God announces plans to play His "Cruelest trick to date!"

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a delicate swallow is diving into the hiding spot of many bugs to take a bite

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after weeks without any public appearance, president joseph robinette biden has been spotted leaving the barbershop with the massed flies coupe d'isaster on

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The janitors hair coated in floor wax stuck to the basketball court has turned 25 today

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Bong water leak in Gulf mexico leaves thousands of birds and fish critically chill

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The digital cowbell has taken control of the rhythm line. Percussionists warned to take cover until the infection has been contained

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Ground breaking study reveals rate of villainous monologuing in random users mentions reaching all time highs

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The last tumbleweed has died in captivity

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new pokemon confirmed to be the first 'Gay' type in the series

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Doctors agree weird paste spread thin across the pavement still conscious but no longer human

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Amazon Is “Rizzing Up” Generation Alpha With Career Paths That Are Worth Cutting Health Insurance For

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The whitest teenagers you have ever seen in your life are flocking to landladys inbox