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I find it interesting that the mouth salivates both when we’re hungry and when we’re nauseous. It doesn’t matter if stuff is coming in or out, our throat is like okay boys time to lube up the tunnel

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it’ll never fail to amaze me that chessex, the game dice company - like if you bought your first dice set from a game store/comic shop/card shop you most certainly bought a chessex set - has such an ugly and poorly designed website. it looks like they went out of business 15 years ago.

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happy ides of March

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THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

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he was in the fridge!!!

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Thorin: Text us to say you're home safely

Kíli: I'm home dangerously

Bilbo: Stop it

Kíli: I'm home lethally

Kíli: I'm home in an extremely lackadaisical and downright reckless fashion

Thorin: Text us that you are at home and not in a wheelie bin

Kíli: My journey home is violating so many health and safety regulations. I've killed three pedestrians

Bilbo: You're breaking my heart

Kíli: I actually got murdered as soon as I left your field of vision

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i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

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memes i miss: Pooh Baseball

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I was looking into break rooms (those places that give u a bat and let u smash stuff) and this line got me

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why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher

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Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that.

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