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teesbees · 1 hour ago

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remember when willow got magic'd into falling in love lust with a man and her immediate reaction was to try and forcefem him. she Understood

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teesbees · 1 hour ago

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Click the Wheel to find your Maker!

#GABRIELLE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS #we’d kill it. we’d be great. just two butches. committing murder.#not at all bothered by her emotional detachment and need to disappear for years at a time.#like omg me too bitch!

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teesbees · 1 day ago

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oh my god murderbot is narrated by kevin r free thats kevin from nightvale. ive been sat here wondering why this voice was filling me with dread for the past 3 hours and it's. well. it's kevin desert bluffs.

#I feel like I knew this but had completely forgotten #Kevin!!!

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teesbees · 2 days ago

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The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

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teesbees · 2 days ago

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teesbees · 2 days ago

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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teesbees · 2 days ago

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I saw a post going around a while ago (including from a non-US moot) about getting comfortable lying to law enforcement

Here's the thing. In the US.

DO NOT TALK TO LAW ENFORCEMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

If you are in a situation where you're lying to law enforcement, you are already interacting too much. STOP TALKING.

You can ask if you are free to go. You can keep asking.

Per the National Lawyers Guild, ESPECIALLY do not lie to the FBI. Do not say things to them that could be construed as lying. Those are serious charges. The best way around that is NOT TALKING.

In the words of the National Lawyers Guild: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

#let’s all say it together: 1) am I being detained 2) am I free to go 3) I invoke my right to an attorney

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teesbees · 2 days ago

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@ trans people- if you missed it before the ruling now is your chance to get your shit together ASAP to get a passport.

if you already got a passport with the wrong gender marker you may submit a new application to receive the right one.

get everything together now and keep eyes on policy for the official green light!

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teesbees · 2 days ago

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teesbees · 2 days ago

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what i'm getting recommended

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teesbees · 2 days ago

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Can people from the United States stop making jokes about “WW3 😜”….there are people in Iran evacuating their neighborhoods, places they grew up, and all YOU are experiencing is watching the news and a few TikToks….

You are not at war, you will most likely never see war, and if your “dark humor” is coming at the expense of others then it is not dark humor, you’re just an asshole.

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teesbees · 2 days ago

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